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We are Humans Graphic Sweatshirt

We are Humans Graphic Sweatshirt

Regular price $65.00 USD
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This design is a full-volume reminder that people are people, no asterisks, no footnotes. Big, bold, high-contrast lettering sits front and center like a headline you can’t ignore, framed with playful vintage curls and a tiny heart, because softness and strength can absolutely share a body.

On the Gildan 18000 crewneck, it reads like cozy armor. The sweatshirt silhouette gives the message weight, literally and emotionally, and it layers like a dream for chilly mornings, late-night shows, and those “Austin can’t pick a season” days. Pair it with ripped jeans, leggings, or whatever makes you feel like the main character who refuses to be quiet.

Design vibe: retro protest poster meets bookish rebellion. Clean, graphic, and made to be seen from the back of the room.

Ready to join the coven? Add it to your hoard before it vanishes.

Size Chart
SizeChest WidthBody LengthSleeve Length (from center back)
S20" (51 cm)27" (69 cm)33.5" (85 cm)
M22" (56 cm)28" (71 cm)34.5" (88 cm)
L24" (61 cm)29" (74 cm)35.5" (90 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)30" (76 cm)36.5" (93 cm)
XL26" (66 cm)30" (76 cm)36.5" (93 cm)
2XL28" (71 cm)31" (79 cm)37.5" (95 cm)
3XL30" (76 cm)32" (81 cm)38.5" (98 cm)
4XL32" (81 cm)33" (84 cm)39.5" (100 cm)
5XL34" (86 cm)34" (86 cm)40.5" (103 cm)
Product Details

Starry Skies Sweatshirt

Embroidered on a Gildan 18000: cozy enough for star-soaked nights, strong enough to weather rebellions, heartbreaks, and endless rereads.

  • 50/50 cotton–poly blend: softness meets durability

  • Heavyweight fleece (8 oz) for warmth without the bulk

  • Classic unisex fit—slouchy in the right ways, structured where it matters

  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband to keep the chill out and the vibes in

  • Embroidery stitched to last, because magic deserves permanence

How to treat your wearable spell

Want this sweatshirt to survive moon cycles, midnight laundromats, and every chaotic coffee spill? Follow the ritual:

  • Wash cold, like dipping into a dark enchanted river

  • Turn inside out to shield the embroidery (it’s sacred threadwork)

  • Tumble dry low, or air dry if you’re patient—or witchy enough to let it sway like ritual robes

  • No bleach, no ironing on the design (unless summoning cursed glyphs is your thing)

Armor up. Keep warm. Stay enchanted.

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Our Promise

We believe in enchantment, intention, and getting things right the first time. Every piece from Starry Skies Austin is crafted with care and packaged with magic, so you can feel good about what you're bringing into your life. While we don't offer returns or refunds (because each item is made to order or uniquely curated), we do care deeply about your experience. If something feels off or doesn't meet your expectations, reach out. We're real humans behind the screen: kind, creative, and committed to making things right when it matters.

Because you deserve to feel seen, supported, and a little bit spellbound.

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