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Tattoos Are Trashy Embroidered Adjustable Five-Panel Twill Hat

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One-size-fits-most adjustable fit (6 5/8 - 7 3/8)
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Tattoos are trashy. Said someone. Not us. Never us.

This embroidered five-panel twill hat features "tattoos are trashy" embroidered across the front in the most charming possible lettering, which is the correct way to display an opinion you fundamentally disagree with and wear proudly as a badge of honor. Structured durable twill construction that keeps its shape, one-size-fits-most adjustable fit ranging from 6 5/8 to 7 3/8, available in multiple colorways so you can pick the one that matches your inked-up, unapologetic aesthetic best.

For the tattooed, the heavily tattooed, the planning-to-be-tattooed, and everyone who has ever sat across from someone at a holiday dinner who said exactly this and had to smile politely while internally screaming. This hat is for you. Wear it everywhere. Wear it to that dinner.

Shipped by Merch Girls.

Add it to your hoard. Trashy and thriving.

Our Promise

We believe in enchantment, intention, and getting things right the first time. Every piece from Starry Skies Austin is crafted with care and packaged with magic, so you can feel good about what you're bringing into your life. While we don't offer returns or refunds (because each item is made to order or uniquely curated), we do care deeply about your experience. If something feels off or doesn't meet your expectations, reach out. We're real humans behind the screen: kind, creative, and committed to making things right when it matters.

Because you deserve to feel seen, supported, and a little bit spellbound.

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