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Makes Me Want A Hot Dog Real Bad Embroidered Pocket Tee | 4th of July

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Comfort Colors 6030 Heavyweight Pocket Tee Size Chart

Measurements are in inches. Width is measured across the chest. Length is measured from shoulder to hem.

Size Width (in) Length (in)
S 18.5 27
M 20.5 28.5
L 22.5 30
XL 24.5 31.5
2XL 26.5 32.75
3XL 28 33

This is a relaxed unisex fit. If you prefer a more fitted look, consider sizing down.

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Makes me want a hot dog real bad. You know exactly what that means and you are already smiling.

This Comfort Colors 6030 heavyweight pocket tee features a custom embroidered hot dog patch on the chest pocket in that perfect retro fast food badge style, the kind of thing Jennifer Coolidge would absolutely order at a cookout while wearing something completely inappropriate for the occasion and somehow pulling it off entirely. The pocket is decorative and sewn closed because some things are purely for the aesthetic and that is a valid design choice. Garment-dyed, relaxed unisex fit, soft and broken-in from the very first wear.

For the ones who quote this movie every single summer, who consider the 4th of July a theatrical event, and who believe that a hot dog is not just a food but a whole entire cultural moment deserving of embroidery on their chest.

Shipped by Merch Girls.

Fan-inspired parody design. Not affiliated with any film, studio, or rights holders. All rights to the original work remain with their respective owners.

Add it to your hoard. It just makes you want a hot dog real bad.

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