Name: Live Laugh Lorazepam Embroidered Dad Hat
Brand: Starry Skies Austin
SKU: ee3be3e3-8d6d-485c-a122-c6e90b42bfc2
Price: 28.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Live Laugh Lorazepam Dad Hat - Starry Skies Austin

Starry Skies Exclusive

Live Laugh Lorazepam Embroidered Dad Hat

$28.99

Color

Description

Live. Laugh. Lorazepam.

Now available in hat form.

This one’s for the chronically anxious and delightfully unhinged. For the folks who process their spirals with memes, medication, and mildly concerning humor. Channeling the emotional chaos of your favorite White Lotus character and stitched in gothic script, this hat says what your face already does: “I’m not fine, but I’m fabulous.”

Equal parts mental health realness and pop culture shade, this is your crown for navigating late-stage capitalism with a bit of serotonin and a lot of sarcasm.

Wear it like armor. Gift it to your weird little coven. Pair it with your therapist’s number on speed dial.

✨ Live. Laugh. Lorazepam. Let’s romanticize the unraveling.

Sizing

This hat is unisex and designed to fit most heads — no gendered nonsense here. The adjustable back means it’s perfect for top knots, big curls, buzz cuts, and everything in between.

One size fits most mortals (aka 6 ⅝" to 7 ⅝" heads)
Adjustable brass clasp = easy sizing magic
Curved visor = shade for your third eye and sun protection for the rest of you

Product Details

Crafted for long days, protest nights, and everything in between. This classic dad cap is made from soft, breathable cotton with just enough structure to hold your spirit (and your bangs) in place. The six-panel build gives it a modern, sleek look without losing that chill, relaxed fit we all live for.

Low-profile, unstructured crown — like your anxiety, but comfier
Adjustable antique brass buckle — because one size should fit your chaos
Soft cotton twill with a touch of poly in the camo option for added strength
Stitched to last with four-row embroidery on the visor
Made for everyday wear — whether that’s marching, mourning, or vibing at a queer book club

Starry Skies Austin is more than a store

It’s a haven for the dreamers, the dissenters, and the divine weirdos carving their own path. Every piece we create, from enchanting art prints to soul-inked apparel, celestial accessories, and story-rich designs, is made to honor the fire in your spirit and the softness in your soul. We believe in magic, rebellion, and the radical act of being exactly who you are. Around here, we don’t do boring. We don’t do basic. We craft statement pieces and sacred little treasures that feel like armor, like poetry, like home. Whether you're dressing your body or your altar, you're building something powerful. We're honored to be part of your hoard.

6.png__PID:8e2e6094-b500-4185-bc86-07e97701607d

4.png__PID:a713705e-8e2e-4094-b500-6185fc8607e9

5.png__PID:ec9dd5b5-a713-405e-8e2e-6094b5006185

heart promise.png__PID:7d7ec024-35a9-4503-8e52-88a59643d7b9

OUR PROMISE

We believe in enchantment, intention, and getting things right the first time. Every piece from Starry Skies Austin is crafted with care and packed with magic, so you can feel good about what you’re bringing into your life. While we don’t offer returns or refunds (because each item is made to order or uniquely curated), we do care deeply about your experience. If something feels off or doesn’t meet your expectations, reach out. We’re real humans behind the screen: kind, creative, and committed to making things right when it matters.

Because you deserve to feel seen, supported, and a little bit spellbound.

It’s great! Fast delivery and great communication

Ridoc Gamlyn I Kept the Inside Thoughts Inside Fourth Wing Mug

Love this mug! I had to double check the measurements of the mug itself as my work desk has an attached cupholder - Alexis was quick to reply and very helpful! So glad to have a sassy yet work appropriate fantasy mug. And who doesn't love a good Ridoc quote?

I love this mug! It is great quality and shipped fast! Thanks for amazing service!

Great mug. Bigger size is perfect for the office.

Item added to your cart

Live Laugh Lorazepam Embroidered Dad Hat

Live. Laugh. Lorazepam.

Starry Skies Austin is more than a store

OUR PROMISE

Customer Reviews

Reviews in Other Languages

Country/region

Let customers speak for us