Starry Skies Exclusive
Life's a Bitch Embroidered Corduroy Hat
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Size Chart
One size fits most
Circumference: Approximately 20"-23.5" (51cm-60cm)
Adjustable strap makes it easy to fit a wide range of head sizes comfortably
Product Details
100% cotton corduroy - thick, soft, and full of texture
Unstructured, low-profile fit for that effortless slouchy look
Adjustable strap with a metal buckle (fits most heads, even the overthinking ones)
6-panel construction with sewn eyelets for breathability
Pre-curved visor to keep your moodiness shaded
Embroidered front design, bold and built to last
Spot clean only - your hat deserves gentle care, just like you
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The hat that says everything before you do. This corduroy cap comes stitched with Life's a Bitch, which means it is not just headwear, it is a whole declaration. Designed for the person whose accessories are part of their vocabulary and whose wardrobe communicates fluently before they open their mouth.
Premium corduroy construction, raised embroidery that holds up to daily wear, and an adjustable fit that actually fits. The kind of hat you reach for every single day and people ask about constantly. Tell them where you got it. We'll be here.
From Starry Skies Austin. For the feral and the fashionably opinionated. Tap the stars and snag yours.
Starry Skies Austin is More Than a Store
It's a haven for the dreamers, the dissenters, and the divine weirdos carving their own path. Every piece we create, from enchanting art prints to soul-inked apparel, celestial accessories, and story-rich designs, is made to honor the fire in your spirit and the softness in your soul. We believe in magic, rebellion, and the radical act of being exactly who you are. Around here, we don't do boring. We don't do basic. We craft statement pieces and sacred little treasures that feel like armor, like poetry, like home. Whether you're dressing your body or your altar, you're building something powerful. We're honored to be part of your hoard.
Our Promise
We believe in enchantment, intention, and getting things right the first time. Every piece from Starry Skies Austin is crafted with care and packaged with magic, so you can feel good about what you're bringing into your life. While we don't offer returns or refunds (because each item is made to order or uniquely curated), we do care deeply about your experience. If something feels off or doesn't meet your expectations, reach out. We're real humans behind the screen: kind, creative, and committed to making things right when it matters.
Because you deserve to feel seen, supported, and a little bit spellbound.
Questions From the Coven
We ship worldwide. Shipping options and prices show up at checkout based on what you’re ordering and where it’s headed. If you need something by a specific date, pick the fastest option available and order sooner than your anxiety would prefer.
Most items are made to order, so they usually ship in a few business days. Once it’s on the move, you’ll get tracking. If the tracking looks like it’s taking a scenic tour of the underworld, give it 24–48 hours to update.
No returns, and that’s on purpose. Everything is made to order, so we can’t take items back for change-of-mind, sizing, or preference.
If your item arrives misprinted, damaged, or straight-up wrong, contact us and we’ll make it right.
Message us ASAP. If we can catch it before production or shipment, we’ll update it. If it’s already in motion, we can’t reroute it, because shipping carriers love chaos and paperwork.
Check the size chart on the product page and compare it to something you already own and love. If you’re between sizes, sizing up usually gives that comfy, oversized, “main character in a haunted library” fit.
Treat your pieces like spellwork, gently. Follow the care instructions on the listing when provided. In general: cold wash, inside out, and avoid blasting it with high heat unless you’re trying to summon shrinkage.
Because most items are made to order, changes and cancellations are only possible within a short window after purchase. If you need to edit something, contact us immediately and we’ll do our best to catch it in time.
Email howdy@starryskiesaustin.com and send us the details, order number included if you have one. We’ll get back to you as soon as we’re done fighting the patriarchy and answering emails in the same breath.