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Starry Skies Exclusive

Gothic Sarcastic I Bite Dad Hat

Regular price $32.99 USD
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Color: Black
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This hat is unisex and designed to fit most heads - no gendered nonsense here. The adjustable back means it's perfect for top knots, big curls, buzz cuts, and everything in between.

  • One size fits most mortals (aka 6" to 7" heads)

  • Adjustable brass clasp = easy sizing magic

  • Curved visor = shade for your third eye and sun protection for the rest of you

Product Details

Crafted for long days, protest nights, and everything in between. This classic dad cap is made from soft, breathable cotton with just enough structure to hold your spirit (and your bangs) in place. The six-panel build gives it a modern, sleek look without losing that chill, relaxed fit we all live for.

  • Low-profile, unstructured crown - like your anxiety, but comfier

  • Adjustable antique brass buckle - because one size should fit your chaos

  • Soft cotton twill with a touch of poly in the camo option for added strength

  • Stitched to last with four-row embroidery on the visor

  • Made for everyday wear - whether that's marching, mourning, or vibing at a queer book club

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A warning you can wear on your head. The i bite hat keeps the gothic Old English energy going strong, this time front and center where it belongs.

Two words in Old English script is genuinely all the small talk you'll ever need to skip. It's armor for your weird little heart. It's the accessory equivalent of a raised eyebrow. It's deeply, unapologetically you.

Pairs perfectly with your feral-girl reading era, your "currently obsessed with a morally gray character" phase, or literally any day you'd rather not explain yourself to strangers. The coven knows, and that's enough.

Throw it on, walk out the door, and let the hat do the talking. You've got books to read.

Add it to your hoard, no explanation required.

Our Promise

We believe in enchantment, intention, and getting things right the first time. Every piece from Starry Skies Austin is crafted with care and packaged with magic, so you can feel good about what you're bringing into your life. While we don't offer returns or refunds (because each item is made to order or uniquely curated), we do care deeply about your experience. If something feels off or doesn't meet your expectations, reach out. We're real humans behind the screen: kind, creative, and committed to making things right when it matters.

Because you deserve to feel seen, supported, and a little bit spellbound.

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