Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Gemini - Starry Skies Austin
Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Gemini - Starry Skies Austin
Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Gemini - Starry Skies Austin
Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Gemini - Starry Skies Austin
Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Gemini - Starry Skies Austin
Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Gemini - Starry Skies Austin
Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Gemini - Starry Skies Austin
Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Gemini - Starry Skies Austin

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Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Gemini

$28.99
Description

😂 Gemini, your humor is a gift—and a curse.

This hardcover astrology journal is for the witty, quick-thinking, and effortlessly hilarious. Featuring the title, "How to Cope with the Burden of Being the Funny Friend – A Guide for Gemini," this notebook is perfect for documenting your best jokes, chaotic thoughts, and the existential crisis that comes with always being the life of the party.

🎭 Bold & Playful Design – Just like you, this journal grabs attention and keeps people entertained

😅 Perfect for the Gemini Who:

✔️ Knows that laughter is a coping mechanism – But sometimes, even the funniest friend needs a break
✔️ Has a million thoughts per second – This journal is here to help you sort them out
✔️ Can turn any situation into a joke – But sometimes, you just want to be serious (for a minute, maybe)
✔️ Is a social butterfly with a touch of chaos – Document your adventures, hot takes, and wildest ideas

💖 Gemini, we know it’s exhausting being this funny. Let this journal be your personal outlet for all the brilliance in your mind! 🎭✨

Sizing

    Size: 6" x 9"
    Pages: 128 ruled
    Cover: Hardcover

Product Details

    You were never meant to keep your magic bottled up.

    This 6x9 hardcover journal is your sacred space for spellwork, soul work, and slightly chaotic to-do lists. With a matte finish and 128 lined pages, it’s sturdy enough to handle your wildest dreams and soft enough to tuck into your bag of holding.

    Whether you’re writing poetry under a full moon, mapping out your rebel business empire, or just venting about the state of the world — this journal holds it all without judgment.

    • Hardcover bound

    • 6x9 inches (perfect purse or altar size)

    • 128 ruled pages (college-ruled, because you’re a grown witch)

    • Matte laminate cover with darkly whimsical art

    • Made for writing, sketching, or summoning your next big idea

    Because your story deserves to be inked with intention.

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It’s a haven for the dreamers, the dissenters, and the divine weirdos carving their own path. Every piece we create, from enchanting art prints to soul-inked apparel, celestial accessories, and story-rich designs, is made to honor the fire in your spirit and the softness in your soul. We believe in magic, rebellion, and the radical act of being exactly who you are. Around here, we don’t do boring. We don’t do basic. We craft statement pieces and sacred little treasures that feel like armor, like poetry, like home. Whether you're dressing your body or your altar, you're building something powerful. We're honored to be part of your hoard.

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We believe in enchantment, intention, and getting things right the first time. Every piece from Starry Skies Austin is crafted with care and packed with magic, so you can feel good about what you’re bringing into your life. While we don’t offer returns or refunds (because each item is made to order or uniquely curated), we do care deeply about your experience. If something feels off or doesn’t meet your expectations, reach out. We’re real humans behind the screen: kind, creative, and committed to making things right when it matters.

Because you deserve to feel seen, supported, and a little bit spellbound.