Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin
Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug - Starry Skies Austin

    Starry Skies Exclusive

Ew, Peasants Medieval Style Mug

$14.99
Description

☕ Declare your superiority—one sip at a time!

The “Ew, Peasants” Mug combines medieval charm with modern sarcasm, making it the perfect coffee companion for those who prefer their caffeine served with a side of sass. Whether you're sipping coffee at your castle desk or giving side-eye in the office breakroom, this mug ensures everyone knows exactly where they stand in your royal hierarchy.

🏰👑 🧵 Key Features:
✅ Two Sizes Available: Choose between 11oz or 15oz—perfect for commoners and royalty alike.
✅ Premium Ceramic Material: Sturdy, durable, and built for everyday use.
✅ Bold, Crisp Design: Sharp black typography ensures the text remains clear and vibrant wash after wash.
✅ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Modern convenience for your medieval masterpiece.
✅ Comfortable Grip: Perfectly designed for confident sipping and royal proclamations.

🎁 Perfect Gift For:
Friends with Attitude: Those who rule their kingdom with wit and sarcasm. 👑
Office Colleagues: The coworker who’s clearly on a higher level. 💼
Coffee Enthusiasts: Because royalty deserves caffeine in style. ☕
Medieval Fans: History buffs with a sharp sense of humor. ⚔️
Special Occasions: Birthdays, holidays, or “just because” gifts. 🎁

🏡 Perfect For:
Work Desks: Command your office kingdom with every sip.
Home Kitchens: Elevate your mug collection with medieval humor.
Coffee Stations: A statement piece next to your royal coffee pot.

🫧 Care Instructions:
🧼 Dishwasher Safe: Quick and easy cleaning.
🌬️ Microwave Safe: Reheat your brew without worry.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:
This mug isn’t just drinkware—it’s a royal decree in ceramic form. With its cheeky medieval humor and bold design, it’s guaranteed to spark laughs, turn heads, and make every sip feel a little more… regal.

🌟✨ 👉 Add to Cart Now and sip your coffee like the royalty you are! 🛒☕👑

 

  11oz 15oz
Height, in 3.74 4.61
Diameter, in 3.15 3.43

 

Sizing

    Size Options:

    • 11 oz — classic cauldron

    • 15 oz — big witch energy

    Material: Ceramic
    Care: Microwave + dishwasher safe

Product Details

    This isn't just a mug. It's a ritual.

    Whether you’re sipping moon-charged tea or slamming back caffeine like a sleep-deprived sorceress, this ceramic beauty has your back. Featuring our exclusive designs with attitude, magic, and a hint of rebellion, it's dishwasher-safe and microwave-ready — because you’ve got better things to do than hand wash.

    Available in 11oz (for the spellcasting minimalist) or 15oz (for the chronically exhausted or dramatically hydrated).

    • Ceramic with glossy finish

    • Bold, vivid wraparound print

    • Dishwasher & microwave safe (yes, even after your third reheat)

    • Choose 11oz or 15oz — we won’t judge your potion size

    • Designed to survive the wilds of your kitchen or desk

    Add it to your altar, your office, or your ever-growing mug hoard. Just don’t blame us when it becomes your new emotional support vessel.

Starry Skies Austin is more than a store

It’s a haven for the dreamers, the dissenters, and the divine weirdos carving their own path. Every piece we create, from enchanting art prints to soul-inked apparel, celestial accessories, and story-rich designs, is made to honor the fire in your spirit and the softness in your soul. We believe in magic, rebellion, and the radical act of being exactly who you are. Around here, we don’t do boring. We don’t do basic. We craft statement pieces and sacred little treasures that feel like armor, like poetry, like home. Whether you're dressing your body or your altar, you're building something powerful. We're honored to be part of your hoard.

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OUR PROMISE

We believe in enchantment, intention, and getting things right the first time. Every piece from Starry Skies Austin is crafted with care and packed with magic, so you can feel good about what you’re bringing into your life. While we don’t offer returns or refunds (because each item is made to order or uniquely curated), we do care deeply about your experience. If something feels off or doesn’t meet your expectations, reach out. We’re real humans behind the screen: kind, creative, and committed to making things right when it matters.

Because you deserve to feel seen, supported, and a little bit spellbound.

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Perfect! My friend loved her gift. Great quality and very satisfied.

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