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I Could Be Meaner Sweatshirt

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Regular price $48.00 USD
Regular price $54.00 USD Sale price $48.00 USD
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I could be meaner. Please understand that this is a courtesy.

This embroidered crewneck sweatshirt is for the ones exercising extraordinary levels of daily restraint and would like that acknowledged somewhere on their person. High-quality minimalist embroidery delivers the message in the most understated way possible, which somehow makes it hit harder, on a soft garment-dyed base made in the USA from 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit, topstitched rib collar, and shoulder to shoulder twill tape built for lasting wear. The garment-dyed finish gives each piece a unique vintage look and keeps it from shrinking, which is more than can be said for your patience on any given Wednesday.

For the ones who draft the email, delete it, rewrite it professionally, and send it anyway. For the ones who smile in the meeting. For the ones whose friends already know what they are actually thinking and appreciate the effort it takes not to say it. This sweatshirt says it for you so you do not have to.

Shipped by Pasimax.

Add it to your hoard. The restraint is impressive. The sweatshirt is a reward.

Our Promise

We believe in enchantment, intention, and getting things right the first time. Every piece from Starry Skies Austin is crafted with care and packaged with magic, so you can feel good about what you're bringing into your life. While we don't offer returns or refunds (because each item is made to order or uniquely curated), we do care deeply about your experience. If something feels off or doesn't meet your expectations, reach out. We're real humans behind the screen: kind, creative, and committed to making things right when it matters.

Because you deserve to feel seen, supported, and a little bit spellbound.

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