Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Cancer - Starry Skies Austin
Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Cancer - Starry Skies Austin
Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Cancer - Starry Skies Austin
Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Cancer - Starry Skies Austin
Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Cancer - Starry Skies Austin
Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Cancer - Starry Skies Austin
Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Cancer - Starry Skies Austin
Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Cancer - Starry Skies Austin

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Sarcastic Astrology Journal for Cancer

$28.99
Description

😌 Cancer, the master of silent suffering and forced smiles.

This hardcover astrology journal is designed for the emotionally complex, deeply intuitive, and secretly exhausted. Featuring the title, "How to Convince People You’re Fine When You Want to Die – A Guide for Cancer," this notebook is your safe space to vent, process your feels, and pretend everything is totally okay.

😢 Perfect for the Cancer Who:

✔️ Says "I’m fine" at least 27 times a day – And only means it once a week
✔️ Cares too much about everyone but themselves – Use this journal to finally prioritize YOU
✔️ Overthinks every interaction from the past decade – Write it out instead of spiraling at 3 AM
✔️ Cries but makes it aesthetic – Channel your emotions into poetry, letters, or passive-aggressive notes

💖 Cancer, we see you. This journal is your private space to scream into the void—without worrying about judgment. 🦀✨

Sizing

    Size: 6" x 9"
    Pages: 128 ruled
    Cover: Hardcover

Product Details

    You were never meant to keep your magic bottled up.

    This 6x9 hardcover journal is your sacred space for spellwork, soul work, and slightly chaotic to-do lists. With a matte finish and 128 lined pages, it’s sturdy enough to handle your wildest dreams and soft enough to tuck into your bag of holding.

    Whether you’re writing poetry under a full moon, mapping out your rebel business empire, or just venting about the state of the world — this journal holds it all without judgment.

    • Hardcover bound

    • 6x9 inches (perfect purse or altar size)

    • 128 ruled pages (college-ruled, because you’re a grown witch)

    • Matte laminate cover with darkly whimsical art

    • Made for writing, sketching, or summoning your next big idea

    Because your story deserves to be inked with intention.

Starry Skies Austin is more than a store

It’s a haven for the dreamers, the dissenters, and the divine weirdos carving their own path. Every piece we create, from enchanting art prints to soul-inked apparel, celestial accessories, and story-rich designs, is made to honor the fire in your spirit and the softness in your soul. We believe in magic, rebellion, and the radical act of being exactly who you are. Around here, we don’t do boring. We don’t do basic. We craft statement pieces and sacred little treasures that feel like armor, like poetry, like home. Whether you're dressing your body or your altar, you're building something powerful. We're honored to be part of your hoard.

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OUR PROMISE

We believe in enchantment, intention, and getting things right the first time. Every piece from Starry Skies Austin is crafted with care and packed with magic, so you can feel good about what you’re bringing into your life. While we don’t offer returns or refunds (because each item is made to order or uniquely curated), we do care deeply about your experience. If something feels off or doesn’t meet your expectations, reach out. We’re real humans behind the screen: kind, creative, and committed to making things right when it matters.

Because you deserve to feel seen, supported, and a little bit spellbound.