All Men Are Cremated Equal Spooky Mug - Starry Skies Austin
All Men Are Cremated Equal Spooky Mug - Starry Skies Austin
All Men Are Cremated Equal Spooky Mug - Starry Skies Austin
All Men Are Cremated Equal Spooky Mug - Starry Skies Austin
All Men Are Cremated Equal Spooky Mug - Starry Skies Austin
All Men Are Cremated Equal Spooky Mug - Starry Skies Austin
All Men Are Cremated Equal Spooky Mug - Starry Skies Austin
All Men Are Cremated Equal Spooky Mug - Starry Skies Austin
All Men Are Cremated Equal Spooky Mug - Starry Skies Austin
All Men Are Cremated Equal Spooky Mug - Starry Skies Austin

All Men Are Cremated Equal Spooky Mug

$19.99
Description

Here’s to mornings served with equal parts caffeine and chaos. This mug doesn’t whisper polite affirmations, it roars a gothic truth: All Men Are Cremated Equal. Wrapped in fiery bones and darkly whimsical design, it’s the kind of artwork that feels ripped straight from a haunted fairytale and scrawled into your daily ritual.

This isn’t just a vessel for your coffee, it’s a statement piece. A little feral, a little feminist, and entirely unapologetic. Sip from it while plotting revolutions, journaling your shadow work, or just surviving another Monday. The bold design wraps fully around the mug, so every angle serves up its own brand of spooky rebellion.

Bring it into your kitchen, your altar, or your office desk (bonus points if it unsettles the patriarchy in the break room). Tap the stars and snag yours now — before the fire burns out.

Sizing

    Size Options:

    • 11 oz — classic cauldron

    • 15 oz — big witch energy

    Material: Ceramic
    Care: Microwave + dishwasher safe

Product Details

    This isn't just a mug. It's a ritual.

    Whether you’re sipping moon-charged tea or slamming back caffeine like a sleep-deprived sorceress, this ceramic beauty has your back. Featuring our exclusive designs with attitude, magic, and a hint of rebellion, it's dishwasher-safe and microwave-ready — because you’ve got better things to do than hand wash.

    Available in 11oz (for the spellcasting minimalist) or 15oz (for the chronically exhausted or dramatically hydrated).

    • Ceramic with glossy finish

    • Bold, vivid wraparound print

    • Dishwasher & microwave safe (yes, even after your third reheat)

    • Choose 11oz or 15oz — we won’t judge your potion size

    • Designed to survive the wilds of your kitchen or desk

    Add it to your altar, your office, or your ever-growing mug hoard. Just don’t blame us when it becomes your new emotional support vessel.

Starry Skies Austin is more than a store

It’s a haven for the dreamers, the dissenters, and the divine weirdos carving their own path. Every piece we create, from enchanting art prints to soul-inked apparel, celestial accessories, and story-rich designs, is made to honor the fire in your spirit and the softness in your soul. We believe in magic, rebellion, and the radical act of being exactly who you are. Around here, we don’t do boring. We don’t do basic. We craft statement pieces and sacred little treasures that feel like armor, like poetry, like home. Whether you're dressing your body or your altar, you're building something powerful. We're honored to be part of your hoard.

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OUR PROMISE

We believe in enchantment, intention, and getting things right the first time. Every piece from Starry Skies Austin is crafted with care and packed with magic, so you can feel good about what you’re bringing into your life. While we don’t offer returns or refunds (because each item is made to order or uniquely curated), we do care deeply about your experience. If something feels off or doesn’t meet your expectations, reach out. We’re real humans behind the screen: kind, creative, and committed to making things right when it matters.

Because you deserve to feel seen, supported, and a little bit spellbound.

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