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Soap for Fucking Zen

  • Shipped by The Purple Ostrich
Prix habituel $13.50 USD
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Om. I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening. Cool Cucumber Scented Net Weight: 6 oz Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.  Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H 

Shipped by The Purple Ostrich.

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We believe in enchantment, intention, and getting things right the first time. Every piece from Starry Skies Austin is crafted with care and packaged with magic, so you can feel good about what you're bringing into your life. While we don't offer returns or refunds (because each item is made to order or uniquely curated), we do care deeply about your experience. If something feels off or doesn't meet your expectations, reach out. We're real humans behind the screen: kind, creative, and committed to making things right when it matters.

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