What. And I cannot stress this enough. The fuck.
This Furbish Studio needlepoint throw pillow captures the specific energy of a moment so bewildering, so completely beyond the pale, that only one response exists, and it requires the parenthetical for full effect. Bold stitching, luxe velvet backing, and a saying that has been said out loud by every single person who has ever looked at the news, their inbox, a plot twist, a situation, or just their general circumstances and arrived at the only logical conclusion available.
For the ones who feel things with precision and express them with commitment, who believe that some moments deserve not just a reaction but a thoroughly stressed reaction, who have used this exact phrase this week and meant every word of it, including the parenthetical, especially the parenthetical. This pillow belongs on their sofa as both a decoration and a fair warning about the kind of household this is.
Measures 8" x 14" and arrives as a cover with a separate pillow insert, so it ships smarter and greener. Insert, fluff, and place it somewhere the right people will see it.
Shipped by Furbish Studio. Part of a collection of over 100 needlepoint and statement pillow styles.
Add it to your hoard. And I cannot stress this enough.