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I'd Rather Serve C*nt Than Serve My Country Sticker

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The priorities have been established, and they are correct.

This premium die-cut sticker takes a bold political statement and delivers it in the most unexpected aesthetic, an aged parchment scroll with ornate gothic lettering that looks like it was illuminated by a medieval monk who had very strong opinions about civic duty and even stronger ones about everything else. Thick, durable vinyl with a matte finish that holds up against scratches, water, and sunlight. 3.5 inches of unapologetic clarity.

For the ones who are done performing patriotism for a country that has not always earned it, who believe that loyalty to people is more meaningful than loyalty to institutions, and who want their sticker collection to reflect exactly where they stand without any ambiguity whatsoever. Stick it on your car, your laptop, your water bottle, or anywhere that needs a little medieval feminist energy.

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Add it to your hoard. The scroll has spoken.

Our Promise

We believe in enchantment, intention, and getting things right the first time. Every piece from Starry Skies Austin is crafted with care and packaged with magic, so you can feel good about what you're bringing into your life. While we don't offer returns or refunds (because each item is made to order or uniquely curated), we do care deeply about your experience. If something feels off or doesn't meet your expectations, reach out. We're real humans behind the screen: kind, creative, and committed to making things right when it matters.

Because you deserve to feel seen, supported, and a little bit spellbound.

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