{"title":"Extras \u0026 Oddities","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe stuff that didn't fit anywhere else is better for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeychains, Kindle cases, stickers, journals, tarot cards, and everything in between, the little things that turn a regular day into a whole aesthetic. Whether you are adding to your altar, your bag, your bookshelf, or your reading nook, this is where the details live.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the main character energy is in the accessories, and everyone knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShort, punchy, totally on brand. Want a description for any of your other nav categories while we are here?\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"acotar-inspired-journal-nesta-quote-nothing-can-break-me","title":"Carnet « Rien ne peut me briser » inspiré d'ACOTAR","description":"\u003cp\u003e✨ Pour les forts, les résilients et les inébranlables.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCe journal relié inspiré d'ACOTAR présente la citation inspirante de Nesta Archeron : « Je suis le roc contre lequel la houle s'écrase. RIEN NE PEUT ME BRISER. » 🗡️ Avec un design audacieux de montagne et d'épée sur un fond dégradé saisissant, ce carnet est le compagnon idéal pour la tenue d'un journal, la poésie, la création de mondes ou les réflexions quotidiennes. Que vous soyez un fan dévoué de Sarah J. Maas ou que vous puisiez votre force dans les paroles de Nesta, ce journal est plus qu'un simple carnet : c'est un rappel de la résilience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Cadeau parfait pour :\u003cbr\u003eLes fans d'ACOTAR : Un incontournable pour les amateurs de Nesta Archeron et de la Cour de la Nuit.\u003cbr\u003e📚 Les passionnés de fantasy : Inspiré par la résilience et la force des héroïnes de fantasy.\u003cbr\u003e🗡️ Les écrivains et les rêveurs : Un bel espace pour les pensées, la poésie ou les histoires.\u003cbr\u003e✍️ Les amis férus de livres : Parfait pour les anniversaires, les vacances ou simplement pour faire plaisir.\u003cbr\u003e🎁 L'introspection : Un rappel quotidien de la force et de la fortitude intérieures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 💡 Idées d'utilisation : \u003cbr\u003eJournal quotidien : Capturez vos pensées et réflexions chaque jour. \u003cbr\u003eCarnet de poésie : Remplissez ses pages de créativité et d'inspiration. \u003cbr\u003eJournal de lecture : Gardez une trace de vos moments ACOTAR préférés et d'autres lectures livresques. \u003cbr\u003eRéflexions sur le bien-être : Écrivez des rappels de votre propre force et résilience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Pourquoi vous aimerez ce journal ✨ Ce n'est pas seulement un journal, c'est un symbole de résilience et d'autonomisation. Inspiré par l'une des citations les plus puissantes de Nesta Archeron, il sert à la fois d'outil d'écriture pratique et de rappel quotidien de la force intérieure et d'un esprit inébranlable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌟✨ 👉 Ajoutez au panier maintenant et laissez les mots de Nesta vous rappeler : RIEN NE PEUT VOUS BRISER. 🛒📖🗡️\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":52056485921138,"sku":"sjm-nestajrnl-Journal-oc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/acotar-inspired-nothing-can-break-me-journal-124651.jpg?v=1750435260"},{"product_id":"aquarius-astrology-journal-alien-from-an-alternate-universe","title":"Journal d'astrologie sarcastique pour le Verseau","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"98\"\u003e👽✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"4\" data-end=\"98\"\u003eVerseau, on sait que tu ne viens pas d'ici... et honnêtement, on n'aimerait pas que ce soit autrement.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"647\"\u003eQue tu vives mentalement en 3025 ou que tu aies du mal à te lier aux terriens, ce journal relié à thème Verseau est conçu pour ton esprit brillant et non conventionnel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"647\"\u003eAvec le titre : \u003cstrong data-start=\"300\" data-end=\"401\"\u003e\"Comment s'intégrer à la société quand on est un alien d'un univers parallèle – Un guide pour les Verseaux,\" \u003c\/strong\u003ece carnet incarne ta perspective d'un autre monde, tes idées futuristes et ton esprit rebelle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"647\"\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"505\"\u003eNote des visions radicales, dessine des plans utopiques, ou documente ta dernière théorie existentielle—ce journal est ton parfait compagnon cosmique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"647\"\u003e🌌 Parfait pour le Verseau Qui :\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1185\" data-end=\"1522\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1188\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003eSe sent né dans la mauvaise galaxie\u003c\/strong\u003e – Documente ta mission ici sur Terre\u003cbr data-start=\"1275\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1312\"\u003eInvente, rêve et se rebelle\u003c\/strong\u003e – Enfin un espace pour toutes ces idées non conventionnelles\u003cbr data-start=\"1369\" data-end=\"1372\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1375\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003eRejette le courant dominant\u003c\/strong\u003e – Parce que s'intégrer est surfait\u003cbr data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1438\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1468\"\u003eA besoin d'un exutoire créatif\u003c\/strong\u003e – Pour l'activisme, l'innovation ou les rêveries interstellaires\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1986\" data-end=\"2094\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e♒ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1988\" data-end=\"2019\"\u003eReste bizarre. Reste brillant.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ce journal a été créé pour les esprits qui osent rêver au-delà de ce monde. 🌠🚀\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":52056967283058,"sku":"jrnl-Aquarius-Journal-oc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/sarcastic-astrology-journal-for-aquarius-139583.jpg?v=1750435260"},{"product_id":"personalized-scorpio-astrology-journal","title":"Journal d'astrologie sarcastique pour le Scorpion","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"279\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3\" data-end=\"50\"\u003eScorpion, votre intensité est votre super-pouvoir.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pendant que d’autres jouent gentiment, vous élaborez des stratégies, vous transformez et vous conquérez. Ce journal d’astrologie à couverture rigide est votre guide personnel pour déverrouiller le succès en exploitant votre puissance intérieure – parce que soyons honnêtes, vous ne faites pas que gagner; vous dominez.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"603\"\u003eAvec le titre sans équivoque :\u003cbr data-start=\"314\" data-end=\"317\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"401\"\u003e« Comment Cultiver le Succès en Étreignant Votre Psychopathe Intérieur – Un Guide pour le Scorpion »,\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"401\" data-end=\"404\"\u003ece carnet est fait pour ceux qui prospèrent sur l’ambition, le mystère et juste une touche de chaos. Utilisez-le pour manifester des coups de maître, planifier votre prochaine transformation, ou suivre tout ce que vous avez dépassé.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1122\" data-end=\"1157\"\u003e🦂 Parfait pour le Scorpion qui :\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1470\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1161\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003eJoue le long terme\u003c\/strong\u003e – Planifiez, écrivez et organisez vos coups de maître\u003cbr data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1234\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1237\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003eA une énergie magnétique\u003c\/strong\u003e – Reflétez votre monde intérieur tout en fixant des objectifs externes\u003cbr data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1319\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1322\" data-end=\"1337\"\u003eNe supporte pas les bêtises\u003c\/strong\u003e – Un rappel quotidien que votre intensité est votre force\u003cbr data-start=\"1393\" data-end=\"1396\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1399\" data-end=\"1427\"\u003eValorise l’intimité et la profondeur\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gardez-le près, et vos secrets encore plus près\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1929\" data-end=\"2051\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1932\" data-end=\"1983\"\u003eLe succès n’est pas donné au Scorpion, il est revendiqué.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ce journal n’est qu’un outil de plus dans votre ascension imparable. 🖤📖\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":52203008491890,"sku":"jrnl-scorpio-Journal-oc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/sarcastic-astrology-journal-for-scorpio-892006.jpg?v=1750435140"},{"product_id":"personalized-aries-astrology-journal","title":"Journal d'astrologie sarcastique pour le Bélier","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"157\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"157\"\u003e🔥 Avis à tous les Béliers ! Ce journal à couverture rigide audacieux et ardent, sur le thème de l'astrologie, est conçu pour les Béliers confiants, inarrêtables et qui ont toujours raison.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eAvec le titre culotté :\u003cbr data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"189\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"278\"\u003e« Comment rester humble quand on n'a jamais eu tort de sa vie – Un guide pour les Béliers »\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"278\" data-end=\"281\"\u003ece carnet intrépide et sans compromis capture l'énergie de votre signe de Feu. Que vous l'utilisiez pour la manifestation, la fixation d'objectifs, la prise de notes ou la planification de votre prochaine grande aventure, ce journal durable et élégant est le compagnon idéal de votre esprit fonceur.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1172\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003e🎁 Le cadeau Bélier idéal pour :\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1208\" data-end=\"1536\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003eLes leaders intrépides et les pionniers\u003c\/strong\u003e – Parce que les Béliers donnent le rythme et enfreignent les règles\u003cbr data-start=\"1295\" data-end=\"1298\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1301\" data-end=\"1321\"\u003eLes amateurs d'astrologie\u003c\/strong\u003e – Un cadeau zodiacal qu'ils n'oublieront jamais\u003cbr data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1361\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1364\" data-end=\"1387\"\u003eLes écrivains et les créatifs\u003c\/strong\u003e – Capturez vos idées audacieuses dans un journal qui suit le rythme\u003cbr data-start=\"1440\" data-end=\"1443\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1474\"\u003eLes étudiants et les professionnels\u003c\/strong\u003e – Restez organisé tout en canalisant toute cette motivation ardente\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1964\" data-end=\"2072\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1964\" data-end=\"2066\"\u003e♈ La confiance n'est pas une option, c'est le Bélier. Assumez votre éclat avec un journal qui ne retient rien.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🔥🖊️\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":52203083137394,"sku":"jrnl-aries-Journal-oc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/sarcastic-astrology-journal-for-aries-798163.jpg?v=1750435137"},{"product_id":"personalized-taurus-astrology-journal","title":"Journal d'Astrologie Sarcastic pour le Taureau","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"93\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"91\"\u003eLibérez votre énergie Taureau avec ce journal à couverture rigide audacieux et plein d'esprit sur le thème de l'astrologie !\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"95\" data-end=\"304\"\u003eParfait pour les Taureaux têtus, volontaires et farouchement indépendants, ce carnet arbore le titre hilarant :\u003cbr data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"217\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"217\" data-end=\"302\"\u003e« Comment dire poliment \"Ai-je demandé votre foutue opinion ?\" – Un guide pour les Taureaux. »\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"576\"\u003eQue vous l'utilisiez pour écrire dans votre journal, planifier votre prochain grand coup, noter des affirmations quotidiennes ou simplement écrire pour vous défouler, ce carnet durable et sans concession est le compagnon idéal de tout Taureau pratique qui sait exactement où il se situe et n'a pas peur de fixer des limites.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"576\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"628\" data-end=\"663\"\u003eÉnergie Taureau impertinente et pertinente\u003c\/strong\u003e – Adoptez la confiance et l'attitude ancrée de votre signe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"626\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003e🎁 Cadeau parfait pour :\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1607\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1226\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003eLes amateurs du zodiaque Taureau\u003c\/strong\u003e – Un incontournable pour quiconque mène sa vie à sa manière\u003cbr data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1312\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1337\"\u003eLes écrivains et les organisateurs\u003c\/strong\u003e – Idéal pour les esprits créatifs qui aiment garder les choses organisées\u003cbr data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1404\" data-end=\"1446\"\u003eLes anniversaires, les fêtes et les cadeaux spontanés\u003c\/strong\u003e – Idéal pour votre Taureau préféré, déterminé et aimable\u003cbr data-start=\"1502\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1508\" data-end=\"1536\"\u003eLes étudiants et les professionnels\u003c\/strong\u003e – Un accessoire de bureau pragmatique qui ajoute de la personnalité à la productivité\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1966\" data-end=\"2115\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1966\" data-end=\"2058\"\u003e♉ Quand un Taureau parle, il ne plaisante pas, alors donnez-lui un journal tout aussi direct.\u003c\/strong\u003e Procurez-vous le vôtre aujourd'hui et embrassez votre énergie avec style ! 🖊️\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":52203161223538,"sku":"jrnl-taurus-Journal-oc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/sarcastic-astrology-journal-for-taurus-245327.jpg?v=1750435143"},{"product_id":"virgo-astrology-personalized-journal","title":"Journal d'astrologie sarcastique pour les Vierges","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"62\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2\" data-end=\"60\"\u003eVierge, ce n’est pas que vous êtes timide, vous êtes juste sélective.\u003c\/strong\u003e ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"64\" data-end=\"472\"\u003eCe journal d'astrologie à couverture rigide est votre guide ultime pour fixer des limites avec grâce, précision et une pincée de jugement bien mérité. Avec pour titre, \u003cem data-start=\"222\" data-end=\"309\"\u003e« Comment dire à quelqu'un que vous n'êtes pas silencieuse, vous ne l'aimez juste pas – Un guide pour la Vierge »,\u003c\/em\u003e cet élégant carnet est parfait pour noter des observations, suivre les réussites quotidiennes ou prendre des notes sur les raisons pour lesquelles certaines personnes ne sont tout simplement pas à la hauteur.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"521\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003e💫 \u003cstrong data-start=\"524\" data-end=\"555\"\u003eDesign minimaliste et élégant\u003c\/strong\u003e – Parce que les Vierges apprécient l'esthétique épurée et une ambiance sans encombrement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"521\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003e🌿 Parfait pour la Vierge qui :\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1071\" data-end=\"1571\"\u003e✔️ A un cercle social très sélectif – Parce que l'énergie est précieuse, et que tout le monde ne mérite pas la vôtre\u003cbr data-start=\"1170\" data-end=\"1173\"\u003e✔️ Préfère l'observation aux bavardages – Vous parlez quand c'est nécessaire, mais votre journal est toujours prêt pour des notes\u003cbr data-start=\"1282\" data-end=\"1285\"\u003e✔️ Aime la structure, l'organisation et les réponses bien planifiées – Gardez une trace de toutes les choses qui doivent être corrigées (et des personnes qui doivent être améliorées)\u003cbr data-start=\"1429\" data-end=\"1432\"\u003e✔️ Croit que les actions parlent plus fort que les mots – mais parfois les mots sont nécessaires – Et ce journal est l'endroit idéal pour les rédiger d'abord\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2134\" data-end=\"2277\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e💖 Vous n'êtes pas impolie, Vierge, vous êtes juste efficace. Organisez vos pensées et maintenez vos exigences avec ce journal spirituel et incisif. ✨📖\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":52203236295026,"sku":"jrnl-virgo-Journal-oc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/sarcastic-astrology-journal-for-virgo-870822.jpg?v=1750435140"},{"product_id":"pisces-astrology-personalized-journal","title":"Journal d'Astrologie Sarcastique pour Poissons","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"72\"\u003e🌊 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3\" data-end=\"70\"\u003eAppel à tous les Poissons mystérieux, rêveurs et émotionnellement insaisissables !\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"74\" data-end=\"645\"\u003eSi disparaître dans votre propre monde était un sport olympique, vous décrocheriez l'or. Ce journal à couverture rigide sur le thème des Poissons est parfait pour ceux qui aiment la réflexion, la solitude et ne laisser aucune trace derrière eux. Avec son titre audacieux, \u003cem data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"371\"\u003e« Comment disparaître et effacer toute trace de votre existence – Un guide pour les Poissons »,\u003c\/em\u003e ce journal est aussi éthéré et énigmatique que le signe d'eau qui règne sur l'invisible. Que vous y consigniez vos pensées les plus profondes, que vous écriviez de la poésie, que vous manifestiez vos rêves ou que vous planifiiez votre prochaine grande évasion, ce carnet durable et esthétique est votre compagnon Poissons idéal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"722\"\u003eVibes Poissons Mystiques et Rêveurs\u003c\/strong\u003e – Un design qui capture votre essence d'un autre monde\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1317\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e🎁 Le cadeau Poissons Ultime pour :\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1698\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1357\" data-end=\"1386\"\u003eLes amateurs d'astrologie et du Zodiaque\u003c\/strong\u003e – Le cadeau d'anniversaire, de Noël ou simplement pour faire plaisir parfait pour les Poissons\u003cbr data-start=\"1447\" data-end=\"1450\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1453\" data-end=\"1473\"\u003eLes poètes et les rêveurs\u003c\/strong\u003e – Idéal pour capturer ces pensées poétiques fugaces avant qu'elles ne s'envolent\u003cbr data-start=\"1550\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1556\" data-end=\"1577\"\u003eLes artistes et les écrivains\u003c\/strong\u003e – Un espace sûr pour documenter votre monde intérieur\u003cbr data-start=\"1621\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1627\" data-end=\"1650\"\u003eLes mystiques et les escapistes\u003c\/strong\u003e – Parce que parfois, la réalité est juste trop lourde\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2125\" data-end=\"2214\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e♓ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2127\" data-end=\"2150\"\u003eDisparaissez avec style.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ce journal est votre voie d'évasion rêvée sous forme de couverture rigide. 🌊✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":52203324080498,"sku":"jrnl-pisces-Journal-oc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/sarcastic-astrology-journal-for-pisces-403880.jpg?v=1750435137"},{"product_id":"capricorn-astrology-personalized-journal","title":"Journal astrologique sarcastique pour Capricorne","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"58\"\u003e💼 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3\" data-end=\"58\"\u003eCapricorne, votre énergie est un privilège, pas un droit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"60\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eCe journal d'astrologie à couverture rigide est l'outil parfait pour garder votre cercle restreint et vos plans encore plus serrés. Avec son titre audacieux et sans détour, \u003cem data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"298\"\u003e\"Comment les rendre fous en limitant leur accès à votre énergie – Un guide pour les Capricornes\",\u003c\/em\u003e ce carnet reflète vos limites, votre discipline et votre esprit stratégique. Que vous élaboriez votre prochaine stratégie gagnante, que vous sélectionniez votre cercle intime ou que vous notiez simplement votre plan de milliardaire, ce journal est conçu pour suivre votre ambition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"1246\"\u003e🔒 \u003cstrong data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"649\"\u003eCapture parfaitement votre énergie Capricorne\u003c\/strong\u003e – Un design épuré et direct qui reflète votre concentration inébranlable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1292\"\u003e🎁 Le cadeau Capricorne idéal pour :\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1634\"\u003e✔️ Les amateurs d'astrologie et de zodiaque – Le cadeau d'anniversaire, de vacances ou \"juste comme ça\" idéal pour un Capricorne.\u003cbr data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1386\"\u003e✔️ Les entrepreneurs et les PDG – Parce que votre empire commence par un plan.\u003cbr data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1453\"\u003e✔️ Les stratèges et les planificateurs experts – Gardez vos mouvements calculés et votre énergie protégée.\u003cbr data-start=\"1540\" data-end=\"1543\"\u003e✔️ Les passionnés de bien-être personnel – Les limites sont une forme de bien-être, et le Capricorne a écrit le livre à ce sujet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2100\" data-end=\"2207\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e♑ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2102\" data-end=\"2135\"\u003eRestez concentré, restez exclusif.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ce journal est votre coffre-fort — conçu pour vos plans, votre pouvoir et votre paix. 🔥📖\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":52203393450354,"sku":"jrnl-capricorn-Journal-oc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/sarcastic-astrology-journal-for-capricorn-903791.jpg?v=1750435144"},{"product_id":"cancer-astrology-personalized-journal","title":"Journal d'astrologie sarcastique pour les Cancer","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"64\"\u003e😌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3\" data-end=\"64\"\u003eCancer, le maître de la souffrance silencieuse et des sourires forcés.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"66\" data-end=\"386\"\u003eCe journal d'astrologie à couverture rigide est conçu pour les âmes émotionnellement complexes, profondément intuitives et secrètement épuisées. Avec le titre \u003cem data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"284\"\u003e« Comment convaincre les gens que vous allez bien quand vous avez envie de mourir – Un guide pour les Cancers »\u003c\/em\u003e, ce carnet est votre espace sûr pour vous défouler, traiter vos émotions et faire comme si tout allait parfaitement bien.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"859\" data-end=\"893\"\u003e😢 Parfait pour les Cancers qui :\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"1272\"\u003e✔️ Disent \"Je vais bien\" au moins 27 fois par jour – Et ne le pensent qu'une fois par semaine\u003cbr data-start=\"968\" data-end=\"971\"\u003e✔️ Se soucient trop de tout le monde sauf d'eux-mêmes – Utilisez ce journal pour enfin vous donner la priorité\u003cbr data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1066\"\u003e✔️ Ruminent chaque interaction de la dernière décennie – Écrivez-le au lieu de vous torturer l'esprit à 3h du matin\u003cbr data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003e✔️ Pleurent mais de manière esthétique – Canalisez vos émotions dans la poésie, des lettres ou des notes passives-agressives\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1854\" data-end=\"1976\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e💖 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1857\" data-end=\"1880\"\u003eCancer, on vous voit.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ce journal est votre espace privé pour crier dans le vide – sans vous soucier du jugement. 🦀✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":52203468685682,"sku":"jrnl-cancer-Journal-oc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/sarcastic-astrology-journal-for-cancer-355276.jpg?v=1750435141"},{"product_id":"sagittarius-astrology-personalized-journal","title":"Journal d'astrologie sarcastique pour le Sagittaire","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"85\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3\" data-end=\"85\"\u003eSagittaire, le monde peut essayer d'éteindre votre flamme, mais vous êtes né pour briller.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"87\" data-end=\"613\"\u003eCe journal d'astrologie à couverture rigide est votre compagnon idéal pour documenter vos aventures, chasser de nouveaux horizons et maintenir cette énergie d'esprit libre. Doté du titre audacieux et assumé, \u003cem data-start=\"284\" data-end=\"368\"\u003e\"Comment rester vibrant dans un monde devenu monochrome – Un guide pour le Sagittaire\",\u003c\/em\u003e ce carnet est une célébration de votre optimisme ardent et de votre curiosité illimitée. Que vous notiez votre prochaine liste de choses à faire, écriviez vos idées les plus folles ou planifiiez votre prochaine grande évasion, ce journal suit le rythme de votre âme aventureuse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"87\" data-end=\"613\"\u003e🏹 \u003cstrong data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"692\"\u003eDesign Vibrant \u0026amp; Ludique\u003c\/strong\u003e – Une couverture aussi audacieuse et vivante que votre personnalité\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1203\" data-end=\"1244\"\u003e🎁 Le cadeau ultime pour le Sagittaire :\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1245\" data-end=\"1634\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1248\" data-end=\"1282\"\u003ePassionnés d'astrologie et de zodiaque\u003c\/strong\u003e – Un incontournable pour tout Sagittaire qui refuse d'être enfermé\u003cbr data-start=\"1343\" data-end=\"1346\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1349\" data-end=\"1377\"\u003eVoyageurs et esprits libres\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gardez vos idées d'évasion et vos plans de voyage au même endroit\u003cbr data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1446\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1472\"\u003eArtistes et créatifs\u003c\/strong\u003e – Une toile vierge pour votre imagination illimitée\u003cbr data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1523\"\u003e✔️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1526\" data-end=\"1550\"\u003eOptimistes et rêveurs\u003c\/strong\u003e – Un rappel quotidien que votre énergie est contagieuse, et que le monde en a besoin davantage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2125\" data-end=\"2226\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e♐ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2127\" data-end=\"2222\"\u003eRestez sauvage, restez audacieux – ce journal Sagittaire est votre prochaine aventure à écrire.\u003c\/strong\u003e ✨📖\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":52203511808370,"sku":"jrnl-sagittarius-Journal-oc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/sarcastic-astrology-journal-for-sagittarius-594882.jpg?v=1750435143"},{"product_id":"gemini-astrology-personalized-journal","title":"Journal astrologique sarcastique pour Gémeaux","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"48\"\u003e😂 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3\" data-end=\"48\"\u003eGémeaux, votre humour est un don — et une malédiction.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"50\" data-end=\"400\"\u003eCe journal d'astrologie à couverture rigide est pour les personnes spirituelles, à l'esprit vif et naturellement hilarantes. Avec le titre, \u003cem data-start=\"166\" data-end=\"245\"\u003e« Comment gérer le fardeau d'être l'ami drôle – Un guide pour les Gémeaux »\u003c\/em\u003e, ce carnet est parfait pour documenter vos meilleures blagues, vos pensées chaotiques et la crise existentielle qui accompagne le fait d'être toujours l'âme de la fête.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"50\" data-end=\"400\"\u003e🎭 \u003cstrong data-start=\"453\" data-end=\"478\"\u003eDesign audacieux et ludique\u003c\/strong\u003e – Tout comme vous, ce journal attire l'attention et divertit les gens\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"996\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003e😅 Parfait pour les Gémeaux qui :\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1031\" data-end=\"1434\"\u003e✔️ Savent que le rire est un mécanisme d'adaptation – Mais parfois, même l'ami le plus drôle a besoin d'une pause\u003cbr data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1134\"\u003e✔️ Ont un million de pensées par seconde – Ce journal est là pour vous aider à les organiser\u003cbr data-start=\"1219\" data-end=\"1222\"\u003e✔️ Peuvent transformer n'importe quelle situation en blague – Mais parfois, vous voulez juste être sérieux (pendant une minute, peut-être)\u003cbr data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003e✔️ Sont des papillons sociaux avec une touche de chaos – Documentez vos aventures, vos opinions tranchées et vos idées les plus folles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2013\" data-end=\"2147\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e💖 Gémeaux, nous savons qu'être si drôle est épuisant. Laissez ce journal être votre exutoire personnel pour toute la brillance de votre esprit ! 🎭✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":52203593105778,"sku":"jrnl-gemini-Journal-oc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/sarcastic-astrology-journal-for-gemini-676442.jpg?v=1750435137"},{"product_id":"libra-astrology-personalized-journal","title":"Journal d'astrologie sarcastique pour la Balance","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"46\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2\" data-end=\"44\"\u003eBalance, pourquoi vous disputer quand vous pouvez charmer ?\u003c\/strong\u003e ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"48\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eAvec votre charme, votre intellect et un visage sculpté par le cosmos, vous savez que la persuasion ne se limite pas aux faits, c'est une question de finesse. Ce journal d'astrologie à couverture rigide est votre guide ultime pour gagner sans effort chaque débat avec votre grâce et votre charisme inégalés. Portant le titre \u003cem data-start=\"328\" data-end=\"402\"\u003e« Comment gagner un débat en utilisant votre beauté éthérée – Un guide pour la Balance »\u003c\/em\u003e, ce carnet est parfait pour planifier vos répliques impeccables, consigner vos réflexions quotidiennes ou documenter toutes les fois où vous avez laissé les gens sans voix.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"606\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003e💫 \u003cstrong data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"638\"\u003eDesign élégant et équilibré\u003c\/strong\u003e – Une esthétique céleste sophistiquée qui reflète votre nature harmonieuse\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1128\" data-end=\"1161\"\u003e🌸 Parfait pour la Balance qui :\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1610\"\u003e✔️ Peut débattre avec n'importe qui, mais préfère la diplomatie – Parce qu'un sourire en coin bien placé en dit long\u003cbr data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003e✔️ Équilibre intelligence et beauté sans effort – Suivez les arguments parfaits et l'inspiration mode, tout en un seul endroit\u003cbr data-start=\"1373\" data-end=\"1376\"\u003e✔️ Aime écrire, planifier et réfléchir – Que vous pesiez les deux côtés d'une décision ou que vous notiez des idées esthétiques, ce journal est votre référence\u003cbr data-start=\"1523\" data-end=\"1526\"\u003e✔️ Transforme chaque conversation en une forme d'art – La persuasion n'a jamais été aussi belle\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2179\" data-end=\"2273\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e💖 Vous ne vous disputez pas, Balance – vous captivez. Prenez possession de votre pouvoir et exprimez-le, une page à la fois. ✨📖\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":52203655135602,"sku":"jrnl-libra-Journal-oc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/sarcastic-astrology-journal-for-libra-206463.jpg?v=1750435144"},{"product_id":"leo-astrology-personalized-journal","title":"Journal astrologique sarcastique pour le Lion","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"78\"\u003e🦁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3\" data-end=\"78\"\u003eLion, tu n'as pas besoin de validation—juste d'un espace pour documenter ta grandeur.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"80\" data-end=\"402\"\u003eCe journal d'astrologie à couverture rigide est conçu pour les audacieux, les radieux et les confiants sans complexe. Avec son titre puissant, \u003cem data-start=\"211\" data-end=\"289\"\u003e« Comment Répondre aux Critiques Quand Vous Êtes Déjà Parfait – Un Guide pour le Lion »\u003c\/em\u003e, ce carnet est un indispensable pour quiconque sait qu'il est une star et refuse de ternir sa lumière pour qui que ce soit d'autre.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"449\" data-end=\"931\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"452\" data-end=\"477\"\u003eDesign Audacieux \u0026amp; Élégant\u003c\/strong\u003e – Tout comme vous, il capte l'attention et fait tourner les têtes sans effort.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"938\" data-end=\"969\"\u003e👑 Parfait pour le Lion Qui :\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"970\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003e✔️ Sait qu'il est incroyable – Parce que les commentaires sont mignons, mais vous connaissez déjà votre valeur.\u003cbr data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1058\"\u003e✔️ Aime documenter ses succès – Pourquoi laisser l'histoire oublier votre grandeur ?\u003cbr data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1136\"\u003e✔️ Est l'âme de la fête et le personnage principal de sa propre histoire – Ce journal n'est qu'un chapitre de plus.\u003cbr data-start=\"1245\" data-end=\"1248\"\u003e✔️ Refuse de laisser la négativité gâcher son humeur – La critique ? Jamais entendu parler.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"970\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003e💖 Un Lion ne doute jamais de sa grandeur—ce journal est l'endroit idéal pour l'enregistrer. Continuez de briller, une page à la fois. ✨📖\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":52203733156210,"sku":"jrnl-leo-Journal-oc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/sarcastic-astrology-journal-for-leo-714067.jpg?v=1750435137"},{"product_id":"personalized-poetry-journal","title":"Journal de poésie du jeune fauché","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"294\" data-start=\"183\"\u003e💸 Les œuvres poétiques d'un millénial fauché — Un journal pour survivre (et rire de) la fin du capitalisme\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"508\" data-start=\"296\"\u003eDe la poésie, mais terriblement relatable.\u003cbr data-end=\"339\" data-start=\"336\"\u003eCe \u003cstrong data-end=\"365\" data-start=\"344\"\u003ejournal à couverture rigide\u003c\/strong\u003e est pour les rêveurs coincés dans un 9h-17h, les baristas avec des maîtrises, et les personnes émotionnellement épuisées qui transforment des séances de thérapie non rémunérées en vers libres.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"834\" data-start=\"510\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"554\" data-start=\"510\"\u003e« Les œuvres poétiques d'un millénial fauché »\u003c\/strong\u003e est un espace hilarant et étrangement guérissant pour exprimer vos soucis financiers, vos désastres romantiques, vos épiphanies de petits boulots et vos crises de la vingtaine. Le tout dans un emballage magnifiquement gothique et légèrement ironique. Parfait pour écrire de la poésie ou comploter la chute de l'agenda du toast à l'avocat. 🖋️🥑\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"834\" data-start=\"510\"\u003e🖤 \u003cstrong data-end=\"899\" data-start=\"872\"\u003eEsthétique avec de l'attitude\u003c\/strong\u003e – Les fleurs gothiques et les ambiances vintage rencontrent l'angoisse existentielle de la vraie vie\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"2314\" data-start=\"2069\"\u003e📖 Que vous soyez fauché ou simplement riche en sarcasme, \u003cstrong data-end=\"2174\" data-start=\"2132\"\u003ece journal est là pour tout capturer\u003c\/strong\u003e — les rires, les plaintes et les spirales lyriques.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"2314\" data-start=\"2069\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2242\" data-start=\"2227\"\u003eAjoutez au panier\u003c\/strong\u003e et écrivez votre chemin à travers le chaos. Un poème fauché à la fois. 💸📚🖋️\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":52231049838962,"sku":"jrnl-poet-Journal-oc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/broke-millennial-poetry-journal-419275.jpg?v=1750435139"},{"product_id":"live-laugh-lorazepam-vinyl-sticker-decal","title":"Autocollant vinyle « Live Laugh Lorazepam »","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"212\" data-end=\"450\"\u003eLa positivité toxique, c'est quoi ?\u003cbr data-start=\"233\" data-end=\"236\"\u003eCet autocollant en vinyle découpé est votre nouvelle forme de soutien émotionnel préférée — inspiré par Victoria Ratliff de la saison 3 de \u003cem data-start=\"347\" data-end=\"360\"\u003eWhite Lotus\u003c\/em\u003e et conçu pour quiconque préfère son chemin de guérison avec une touche de satire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"452\" data-end=\"694\"\u003eArborant l'inscription « Live Laugh Lorazepam » dans une écriture gothique mélancolique, il offre le mélange parfait de glamour, de folie et de belle conscience de soi. Que vous incarniez une déesse des vacances dérangée ou que vous embrassiez simplement le chaos, cet autocollant est là pour vous accompagner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"728\"\u003e💅 Détails que vous allez adorer :\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"827\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"753\"\u003eDesign inspiré de la télévision\u003c\/strong\u003e – Tout droit sorti de l'univers cinématographique du malaise et du luxe de \u003cem data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"787\"\u003eWhite Lotus\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"851\"\u003eHumour noir décapant\u003c\/strong\u003e – Une touche gothique au classique « Live Laugh Love » (mais, vous savez… avec un petit quelque chose en plus)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"955\"\u003eVinyle découpé durable\u003c\/strong\u003e – Fini mat, résistant aux intempéries et légèrement jugeant\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1042\"\u003eAdhère presque partout\u003c\/strong\u003e – Ordinateurs portables, miroirs, gourdes, carnets, journaux de thérapie\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1108\" data-end=\"1138\"\u003eAmovible et repositionnable\u003c\/strong\u003e – Parce que la permanence est une arnaque\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"2\" x 2\" \/ Blanc","offer_id":61892386783602,"sku":"punk-whltstick-2in-White","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" x 3\" \/ Blanc","offer_id":61892386816370,"sku":"punk-whltstick-3in-White","price":4.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" x 4\" \/ Blanc","offer_id":61892386849138,"sku":"punk-whltstick-4in-White","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" x 6\" \/ Blanc","offer_id":61892386881906,"sku":"punk-whltstick-6in-White","price":5.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/live-laugh-lorazepam-vinyl-sticker-decal-253202.jpg?v=1750435255"},{"product_id":"you-are-the-flame-that-fuels-my-fire-sticker","title":"Autocollant Tu Es la Flamme Qui Attise Mon Feu | Merchandising Officiel Penn Cole","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"202\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eCertaines histoires laissent leur marque, et cet autocollant vous permet de porter ce feu sur tout ce que vous possédez. Reprenant la phrase inoubliable \u003cem data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"370\"\u003e« You are the flame that feeds my fire »\u003c\/em\u003e de \u003cstrong data-start=\"376\" data-end=\"404\"\u003eThe Kindred’s Curse Saga\u003c\/strong\u003e de Penn Cole, le design flamboie dans des flammes rouges audacieuses avec des lettres nettes et dramatiques qui ne demandent qu'à être vues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"860\"\u003eCe n'est pas un autocollant ordinaire, c'est une étincelle de magie de la saga que vous pouvez emporter partout. Parfait pour les ordinateurs portables, les bouteilles d'eau, les journaux intimes ou même votre étagère, c'est un témoignage portable qui ajoute un peu de chaleur au quotidien. Collez-le là où vous le verrez le plus et laissez-le vous rappeler la passion qui brûle intensément et refuse de s'éteindre.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"1086\"\u003ePour les fans de l'univers de Penn Cole, cette pièce n'est pas qu'une simple décoration, c'est un insigne de loyauté. Une petite, mais puissante façon de garder l'histoire à portée de main, de rendre les objets ordinaires enchantés et de revendiquer votre fandom avec ferveur.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1224\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1195\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/starryskiesaustin.com\/pages\/the-licensing-grimoire\" title=\"Starry Skies Austin Licensing Grimoire\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMagie sous licence officielle\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e✨\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1119\" data-end=\"1122\"\u003eDesign inspiré de \u003cem data-start=\"1141\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003eThe Kindred’s Curse Saga\u003c\/em\u003e et créé en partenariat avec l'autrice, Penn Cole.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"7,6 x 10,2 cm \/ Découpe mi-chair \/ Satin","offer_id":52564552253810,"sku":"cole-heartsticker-3x4-oc","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 x 15 cm \/ Découpe mi-chair \/ Satin","offer_id":52564552286578,"sku":"cole-heartsticker-4x6-oc","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/you-are-the-flame-that-fuels-my-fire-sticker-official-penn-cole-merchandise-5495819.png?v=1755638193"},{"product_id":"you-are-my-queen-i-am-your-sword-sticker","title":"Tu es ma reine, je suis ton épée autocollant | Marchandise officielle Penn Cole","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"202\" data-end=\"537\"\u003eCertains vœux sont trop puissants pour être confinés dans un livre – ils méritent d'être portés dans le monde réel. Reprenant la ligne iconique \u003cem data-start=\"331\" data-end=\"368\"\u003e« Tu es ma reine, je suis ton épée »\u003c\/em\u003e de \u003cstrong data-start=\"374\" data-end=\"402\"\u003eThe Kindred’s Curse Saga\u003c\/strong\u003e de Penn Cole, cet autocollant transforme cette promesse inoubliable en un design frappant, enroulé autour de la forme d'une lame étincelante.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"834\"\u003eAudacieuse mais minimaliste, cette pièce est parfaite pour orner les ordinateurs portables, les bouteilles d'eau, les carnets, ou toute surface qui pourrait avoir besoin d'une touche de dévotion digne d'une saga. C'est plus qu'un simple accent décoratif — c'est un insigne de loyauté et de force, un rappel que l'amour peut être aussi tranchant et protecteur que l'acier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"1072\"\u003ePour les fans du monde de Penn Cole, cet autocollant est une petite mais puissante façon de proclamer votre allégeance. Ajoutez-le à votre collection, offrez-le à votre âme sœur, ou laissez-le marquer vos objets quotidiens les plus sacrés. Où qu'il se trouve, il en dit long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1210\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1105\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1195\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/starryskiesaustin.com\/pages\/the-licensing-grimoire\" title=\"Starry Skies Austin Licensing Grimoire\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMagie sous licence officielle\u003c\/a\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e✨\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1105\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003eDesign inspiré de \u003cem data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003eThe Kindred’s Curse Saga\u003c\/em\u003e et créé en partenariat avec l'autrice, Penn Cole.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"7,6 x 10,2 cm \/ Découpe mi-chair \/ Satin","offer_id":52564553335154,"sku":"cole-swordsticker-3x4-oc","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10 x 15 cm \/ Découpe mi-chair \/ Satin","offer_id":52564553367922,"sku":"cole-swordsticker-4x6-oc","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/you-are-my-queen-i-am-your-sword-sticker-official-penn-cole-merchandise-1915021.png?v=1755638192"},{"product_id":"whimsical-romantasy-girly-kindle-case","title":"Étui Kindle Fantaisie Romantasy Féminin","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDes dragons violets, des couronnes dorées, des masques de bal et des grimoires parsemés de roses flottent sur un fond lavande onirique... cet étui Kindle évoque une salle de bal enchantée qui rencontre une bibliothèque interdite et, honnêtement ? On adore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eLe cuir PU au fini satiné est lisse et délicat au toucher, avec l'esthétique de conte de fées fantaisiste que votre coin lecture attendait. Un rabat magnétique garde votre page en sécurité entre les chapitres, et la sangle intérieure vous permet de lire pendant des heures sans que votre poignet ne se rebelle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eUne doublure douce protège votre écran comme il se doit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eJetez-le dans votre sac, emportez-le à votre café préféré d'Austin, ou blottissez-vous dans un endroit douillet et disparaissez dans un tout autre monde.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAjoutez-le à votre collection avant qu'il ne disparaisse.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Colorsoft \/ Paperwhite (7\") 12 Gen. (2024-2025)","offer_id":61892374856050,"sku":"CASE-BOOKFANT-KINDLE-OC","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/whimsical-romantasy-girly-kindle-case-6635731.png?v=1774468572"},{"product_id":"velaris-inspired-kindle-case","title":"Étui Kindle inspiré de Velaris","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex-1 flex flex-col px-4 max-w-3xl mx-auto w-full pt-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-test-render-count=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\" style=\"height: auto; opacity: 1; transform: none;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"contents\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group relative relative pb-3\" style=\"opacity: 1; transform: none;\" data-is-streaming=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"font-claude-response relative leading-[1.65rem] [\u0026amp;_pre\u0026gt;div]:bg-bg-000\/50 [\u0026amp;_pre\u0026gt;div]:border-0.5 [\u0026amp;_pre\u0026gt;div]:border-border-400 [\u0026amp;_.ignore-pre-bg\u0026gt;div]:bg-transparent [\u0026amp;_.standard-markdown_:is(p,blockquote,h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6)]:pl-2 [\u0026amp;_.standard-markdown_:is(p,blockquote,ul,ol,h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6)]:pr-8 [\u0026amp;_.progressive-markdown_:is(p,blockquote,h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6)]:pl-2 [\u0026amp;_.progressive-markdown_:is(p,blockquote,ul,ol,h1,h2,h3,h4,h5,h6)]:pr-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3 standard-markdown\"\u003eCertaines housses Kindle ne font que maintenir votre liseuse. Celle-ci contient tout votre cœur.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3 standard-markdown\"\u003eBleu nuit profond, filigrane doré, roses violettes grimpant aux bordures, dagues jumelles en sentinelle, et juste au centre... les montagnes, la rivière, la cité de la lumière stellaire. Et surplombant le tout, les mots qui nous ont brisés : \"Aux étoiles qui écoutent...\"\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3 standard-markdown\"\u003eCe design est pour ceux qui ont pleuré à chaudes larmes. Ceux qui sont restés éveillés jusqu'à 3h du matin puis sont restés là, fixant le plafond, ressentant des choses pour lesquelles ils n'avaient pas de mots. Ceux qui savent exactement à quelle ville appartient cet horizon, et pourquoi cela compte.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3 standard-markdown\"\u003eC'est céleste. C'est romantique. C'est un peu dévastateur de la meilleure des manières. En gros, toute votre personnalité, protégeant désormais votre appareil le plus important.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3 standard-markdown\"\u003eVotre Kindle mérite de vivre dans un endroit aussi beau. Honnêtement, vous aussi.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3 standard-markdown\"\u003eAjoutez-le à votre butin, ma meilleure amie. La nuit est jeune.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"standard-markdown grid-cols-1 grid [\u0026amp;_\u0026gt;_*]:min-w-0 gap-3 standard-markdown\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDivulgation : \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCeci est un design créé indépendamment et inspiré par des fans. Starry Skies Austin n'est pas affilié à, approuvé par, ou lié à Sarah J. Maas ou à toute propriété officielle de A Court of Thorns and Roses. Aucune violation de droit d'auteur n'est intentionnelle.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"Colorsoft \/ Paperwhite (7\") 12 Gen. (2024-2025)","offer_id":61892374036850,"sku":"CASE-VELARISMTN-KINDLE-OS","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/velaris-inspired-kindle-case-5258436.png?v=1777948450"},{"product_id":"have-the-day-you-deserve-spiral-notebook-ruled-line","title":"Have The Day You Deserve Spiral Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt's a greeting. It's a warning. It's entirely up to interpretation, and that's what makes it perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Have the day you deserve\" is doing a lot of work depending on who you're saying it to and frankly that energy transfers directly to this notebook. Some days you're sending yourself good vibes and genuinely meaning it. Other days, you are absolutely not, and this cover honors that too with zero explanation required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the real ones who are done performing a mood they don't have. Write the vent. List the frustrations. Document exactly why today has been a lot and what you plan to do about it or not do about it because sometimes the plan is just to get through it and that counts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo toxic positivity. No mandatory good vibes. Just ruled pages and a cover that says exactly what needs to be said with the kind of energy that works in every direction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMetal spiral binding because your moods are complex, and the notebook needs to keep up. Bold front cover, dark grey back, built for the full spectrum of days you actually have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHave the day you deserve. Whatever that looks like today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard; your realness deserves documentation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e6\" x 8\" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePages:��\u003c\/strong\u003e118 ruled pages (59 sheets)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover: 350 gsm, bold front print, dark grey back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInterior pages: 90 gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e��Metal spiral binding\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:��\u003c\/strong\u003e100% paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":61881044894066,"sku":"17360862793310843797","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/have-the-day-you-deserve-spiral-notebook-7807773.jpg?v=1779854292"},{"product_id":"we-hate-you-kitties-spiral-notebook-ruled-line","title":"We Hate You Kitties Spiral Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe cats have made their feelings known and honestly you respect it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis notebook is for everyone who has ever looked at a cat's complete indifference to human existence and thought, same honestly. Covered in adorable cat illustrations that soften the blow of the message while delivering it with full confidence, because that is exactly what a cat would do, and the branding is impeccable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse it to plot. Use it to vent. Use it to document your ongoing research into why cats are objectively the main characters in every room they enter while the rest of us are merely supporting cast. Write down your schemes, your observations, your deeply sincere love letter to every small feline who has ever knocked something off a shelf and walked away without a single regret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is not personal. It is simply a worldview. The cats had it first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the unapologetically feline-obsessed, the sarcastic cat parents, and everyone who has been judged by a creature under ten pounds and completely understood the assignment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe cats hate you. You will buy this notebook anyway. The cats would expect nothing less.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard, the kitties demand it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e6\" x 8\" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePages:��\u003c\/strong\u003e118 ruled pages (59 sheets)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover: 350 gsm, bold front print, dark grey back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInterior pages: 90 gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e��Metal spiral binding\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:��\u003c\/strong\u003e100% paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":61881044861298,"sku":"31114427307636523260","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/we-hate-you-kitties-spiral-notebook-9202651.jpg?v=1779854231"},{"product_id":"thoughts-i-have-during-work-meetings-that-i-probably-shouldnt-share-hardcover-journal-matte","title":"Thoughts I Have During Work Meetings That I Probably Shouldn't Share Hardcover Journal Matte","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou have never once said everything you were thinking in a meeting, and honestly, that is the only reason you still have the job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis journal is for the running commentary nobody asked for, but you absolutely have, the observations that would end careers if spoken out loud, the moment someone says \"let's circle back\" for the fourth time, and something in your soul simply leaves the building. Write it down. Keep the poker face. Survive another Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is a whole novel's worth of thoughts happening behind your very professional expression during any given standup, and they deserve to live somewhere other than your increasingly strained nervous system. Brilliant ideas that will never be credited to you. Sarcastic annotations on the agenda. A small but detailed illustration of exactly how this could have been an email. It all goes here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatte finish because you are composed on the outside even when you are absolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCase wrap binding tough enough to survive the coffee you are desperately clutching through hour two of a meeting that had no business going past thirty minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour sanity is safe here. Your poker face remains intact. Your pen does the heavy lifting so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard; every meeting deserves a witness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e150 lined pages\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (75 sheets)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCasewrap binding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":61881044762994,"sku":"19477558642711876582","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/thoughts-i-have-during-work-meetings-that-i-probably-shouldnt-share-hardcover-journal-matte-2327095.jpg?v=1779854233"},{"product_id":"you-work-harder-than-an-ugly-stripper-hardcover-journal","title":"You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper Hardcover Journal","description":"\u003cp\u003eNobody in that building is putting in what you're putting in, and everybody knows it, and somehow that has not yet translated into a raise or even a thank you and that is frankly a whole situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis journal is for the grinders, the overextended, the chronically underappreciated, the ones who somehow ended up doing three jobs with one job title and a salary that has not kept pace with the audacity of anyone who has ever put \"quick sync\" in a calendar invite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrite your rants. Document your wins that nobody acknowledged. Make the sarcastic to-do list. Sketch out the million-dollar idea you had at 11pm after your third work-related interruption to your personal time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou are working hard out here. Unreasonably hard. This journal sees you, respects you, and is not going to ask you for one more thing before the end of the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatte finish because you are too tired for anything that requires maintenance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCase wrap binding tough enough to keep up with the chaos you are navigating daily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou deserve this and also a raise, but let's start here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard; your hustle deserves documentation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e150 lined pages\u003c\/strong\u003e(75 sheets): Plenty of room for your intentions, doodles, and that one time you accidentally manifested a parking ticket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e: Smooth enough to feel fancy but not too glossy-manifestation isn't \u003cem\u003ethat\u003c\/em\u003e bougie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCasewrap binding\u003c\/strong\u003e: Tough enough to handle your dreams, even when they involve unrealistic vacation budgets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":61881044828530,"sku":"89808202631717194296","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/you-work-harder-than-an-ugly-stripper-hardcover-journal-3070587.jpg?v=1779854230"},{"product_id":"in-my-feminine-rage-era-glitter-sticker","title":"In My Feminine Rage Era Glitter Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome stickers are decoration. This one is a whole personality statement, and honestly? Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThick premium vinyl, 3 inches of no-flimsy, no-apology bold art that goes exactly where you need it. Laptop lid, water bottle, journal, the back of your car, your friend's car if she asks nicely. Weatherproof and UV protected so the colors stay loud long after the moment that inspired you to slap it somewhere has passed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of sticker people clock from across a coffee shop and immediately want to know where you got it. That's not an accident. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair warning: one usually turns into five. We've seen it happen. We've done it ourselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited run, meaning when it's gone, it's actually gone, no restock, no \"back by popular demand.\" If it's calling to you right now, that's your sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your collection. Your laptop has been waiting for this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881044730226,"sku":"STICK-769","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/in-my-feminine-rage-era-glitter-sticker-4061036.jpg?v=1779854232"},{"product_id":"im-not-the-bigger-person-i-will-hit-you-with-a-chair-spiral-notebook-ruled-line","title":"I'm Not The Bigger Person I Will Hit You With A Chair Spiral Notebook - Ruled Line","description":"\u003cp\u003ePersonal growth is a journey and today the journey ends here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes the universe asks you to rise above it, and sometimes the universe is asking too much, and you are simply not in a position to be gracious right now, and that is a completely human response. This notebook understands. This notebook does not judge. This notebook has absolutely been there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrite down the names. Sketch the tactical floor plan. Document every single moment that tested the last functional nerve you had left. Get it out of your head and onto paper where it can live peacefully instead of rent-free in your brain at 2am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the ones who have smiled through too many things. For the ones who said \"no worries\" when there were, in fact, many worries. For the ones who have been the bigger person so many times they have earned the right to simply not be, just this once, just on paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMetal spiral binding because your feelings are intense, and the notebook needs to hold up. Bold front cover because subtlety had its chance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo chairs were harmed in the making of this notebook. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard; your patience deserves a paper trail.\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e6\" x 8\" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePages:��\u003c\/strong\u003e118 ruled pages (59 sheets)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover: 350 gsm, bold front print, dark grey back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInterior pages: 90 gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e��Metal spiral binding\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:��\u003c\/strong\u003e100% paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":61881045025138,"sku":"16185396005975362938","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/im-not-the-bigger-person-i-will-hit-you-with-a-chair-spiral-notebook-ruled-line-1842247.jpg?v=1779854230"},{"product_id":"shit-you-shouldnt-have-to-explain-to-adults-hardcover-journal","title":"Shit You Shouldn't Have To Explain To Adults Hardcover Journal","description":"\u003cp\u003eAt some point, you have to ask yourself how many times one person can explain the same basic concept to a fully grown adult before it becomes a whole thing, and the answer is apparently infinite, so here we are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis journal is your dedicated space for all of it. The things that should not need explaining. The conversations that left you genuinely questioning how people function independently in the world. The moments where you smiled and nodded on the outside while internally composing a strongly worded essay on common sense and basic human decency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrite it all down. Get it out of your body. Process the absurdity of being the person who always has to explain why that's not okay, why that's not how that works, and why no, actually, you cannot do that in a shared office.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConsider it a field guide to everything obvious that apparently isn't. Consider it therapy. Consider it evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatte finish because you are tired, but you still have standards. Case wrap binding because this journal is going to get a workout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou shouldn't have to. And yet. Here's a journal for it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard, your sanity deserves a paper trail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e150 lined pages\u003c\/strong\u003e (75 sheets): Perfect for listing out every \"I told you so\" moment from today, yesterday, and probably the past five years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e: Sleek and smooth, just like your impeccable judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCasewrap binding\u003c\/strong\u003e: Strong enough to hold all your rightness (and occasional bragging).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":61881044926834,"sku":"12213165536336230062","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/shit-you-shouldnt-have-to-explain-to-adults-hardcover-journal-3866785.jpg?v=1779854229"},{"product_id":"my-list-of-things-i-was-right-about-hardcover-journal","title":"My List Of Things I Was Right About Hardcover Journal","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou said what you said, and you were right, and you deserve to have that documented somewhere official.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis journal is for the ones who called it, warned them, laid out exactly how it was going to go, and then had to stand there watching it all unfold exactly as predicted while maintaining a totally humble expression. The receipts live here now. Every spot on prediction, every piece of advice that absolutely should have been taken, every moment where you knew and they didn't, and time proved you correct again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrite it down. Date it. Reference it later. This is your archive of impeccable judgment and your personal record of being, frankly, a little bit right about everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne hundred and fifty lined pages because you have been correct many times, and there is no sign of slowing down. Matte finish because your judgment is sleek like that. The case wrap binding is strong enough to hold the weight of all that rightness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo bragging, just documentation. Totally different thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard, future you will want the receipts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e150 lined pages\u003c\/strong\u003e (75 sheets): Perfect for listing out every \"I told you so\" moment from today, yesterday, and probably the past five years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e: Sleek and smooth, just like your impeccable judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCasewrap binding\u003c\/strong\u003e: Strong enough to hold all your rightness (and occasional bragging).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":61881044992370,"sku":"21134814785257675557","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/my-list-of-things-i-was-right-about-hardcover-journal-2161680.jpg?v=1779854231"},{"product_id":"slow-burn-book-club-smut-sticker","title":"Slow Burn Book Club Smut Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor readers who like it drawn out and delicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThick premium vinyl, 3 inches of no-flimsy, no-apology bold art that goes exactly where you need it. Laptop lid, water bottle, journal, the back of your car, your friend's car if she asks nicely. Weatherproof and UV protected so the colors stay loud long after the moment that inspired you to slap it somewhere has passed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of sticker people clock from across a coffee shop and immediately want to know where you got it. That's not an accident. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair warning: one usually turns into five. We've seen it happen. We've done it ourselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited run, meaning when it's gone, it's actually gone, no restock, no \"back by popular demand.\" If it's calling to you right now, that's your sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your collection. Your laptop has been waiting for this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881045090674,"sku":"STICK-729","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/slow-burn-book-club-smut-sticker-4441885.jpg?v=1779854349"},{"product_id":"hot-girls-read-smut-sticker","title":"Hot Girls Read Smut Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003ePerfect for spicy romance readers, BookTok fans, and sticker collectors who love bookish humor with sparkle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThick premium vinyl, 3 inches of no-flimsy, no-apology bold art that goes exactly where you need it. Laptop lid, water bottle, journal, the back of your car, your friend's car if she asks nicely. Weatherproof and UV protected so the colors stay loud long after the moment that inspired you to slap it somewhere has passed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of sticker people clock from across a coffee shop and immediately want to know where you got it. That's not an accident. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair warning: one usually turns into five. We've seen it happen. We've done it ourselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited run, meaning when it's gone, it's actually gone, no restock, no \"back by popular demand.\" If it's calling to you right now, that's your sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your collection. Your laptop has been waiting for this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881044795762,"sku":"STICK-726","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/hot-girls-read-smut-sticker-5715390.jpg?v=1779854348"},{"product_id":"have-a-great-day-just-kidding-go-fuck-yourself-spiral-notebook-ruled-line","title":"Have A Great Day Just Kidding  Go Fuck Yourself Spiral Notebook - Ruled Line","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome days the good vibes are simply not available and that is completely valid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis notebook is for the days when you are too tired to perform cheerfulness, too done to pretend, and too honest to let it slide. The cover says exactly what your face has been saying all day anyway, so really it's just streamlining your communication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrite down everything you couldn't say in the meeting. Document the interactions that tested every last nerve you had. Get it out of your system and onto paper so you can go back to functioning like a person in public. That's what this is for. Cheaper than therapy, more satisfying than a passive-aggressive email, and honestly way more stylish than either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo toxic positivity. No \"choose joy\" nonsense. Just ruled pages and the radical honesty of a cover that absolutely does not care what anyone thinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou do not have to have a great day. This notebook supports that decision fully.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard, some days just need the right notebook.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e6\" x 8\" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePages:��\u003c\/strong\u003e118 ruled pages (59 sheets)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover: 350 gsm, bold front print, dark grey back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInterior pages: 90 gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e��Metal spiral binding\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:��\u003c\/strong\u003e100% paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":61881045057906,"sku":"20346866708639742767","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/have-a-great-day-just-kidding-go-fuck-yourself-spiral-notebook-ruled-line-4085085.jpg?v=1779854291"},{"product_id":"save-a-deer-hunt-a-pedophile-spiral-notebook-ruled-line","title":"Save A Deer Hunt A Pedophile Spiral Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome statements don't need a filter, and this is one of them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBold, unapologetic, and zero percent here for your discomfort, this notebook says exactly what it means and means exactly what it says. If you're the kind of person who believes in calling things out loud and clear, who has absolutely no patience for predators, and who thinks protecting kids is worth a little controversy on a notebook cover, then hi. We made this for you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrite your thoughts, vent your frustrations, plot your activism, document the audacity. Whatever ends up on these pages, the cover already set the tone and it is not backing down.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot for the faint of heart. Completely for the fiercely principled.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpeak up. Stand out. Write it all down.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard, your convictions deserve good stationery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e6\" x 8\" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePages:��\u003c\/strong\u003e118 ruled pages (59 sheets)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover: 350 gsm, bold front print, dark grey back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInterior pages: 90 gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e��Metal spiral binding\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:��\u003c\/strong\u003e100% paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":61881044959602,"sku":"13475079158254215204","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/save-a-deer-hunt-a-pedophile-spiral-notebook-3434500.jpg?v=1779854291"},{"product_id":"i-m-fucking-fine-kitty-sticker","title":"I���m Fucking Fine Kitty Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome stickers are decoration. This one is a whole personality statement, and honestly? Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThick premium vinyl, 3 inches of no-flimsy, no-apology bold art that goes exactly where you need it. Laptop lid, water bottle, journal, the back of your car, your friend's car if she asks nicely. Weatherproof and UV protected so the colors stay loud long after the moment that inspired you to slap it somewhere has passed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of sticker people clock from across a coffee shop and immediately want to know where you got it. That's not an accident. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair warning: one usually turns into five. We've seen it happen. We've done it ourselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited run, meaning when it's gone, it's actually gone, no restock, no \"back by popular demand.\" If it's calling to you right now, that's your sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your collection. Your laptop has been waiting for this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881045188978,"sku":"STICK-757","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/im-fucking-fine-kitty-sticker-3349869.jpg?v=1779854346"},{"product_id":"i-dont-fucking-care-bitch-spiral-notebook-ruled-line","title":"I Don't Fucking Care Bitch Spiral Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003eUnbothered is a lifestyle, and your stationery should reflect that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis notebook is for the thoughts you have but don't say out loud, the comeback you thought of three hours too late, the vent session that absolutely cannot go in the group chat. Bold front cover, zero apologies, and enough ruled pages to get everything out of your head and onto paper where it belongs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrite down your sassiest observations. Document the audacity of people who deserve it today. Jot your next great idea between two very dramatic diary entries. This notebook is your sidekick, your therapist-adjacent companion, and your most reliable hype woman all in one spiral-bound package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatte vibes, dark grey back cover because subtlety has its place too, and metal spiral binding because your thoughts come fast and the pages need to keep up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnbothered, unfiltered, and absolutely on brand for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard, your thoughts deserve better than a random notes app.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e6\" x 8\" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePages:��\u003c\/strong\u003e118 ruled pages (59 sheets)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover: 350 gsm, bold front print, dark grey back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInterior pages: 90 gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e��Metal spiral binding\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:��\u003c\/strong\u003e100% paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":61881045352818,"sku":"21942703249407604407","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/i-dont-fucking-care-bitch-spiral-notebook-6321179.jpg?v=1779854230"},{"product_id":"deep-thoughts-about-the-universe-and-love-poems-about-my-dog-hardcover-journal","title":"Deep Thoughts About The Universe And Love Poems About My Dog Hardcover Journal","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome days you're contemplating the vastness of the cosmos and questioning the fundamental nature of existence. Other days you're writing a four stanza poem about the way your dog tilts their head when you say \"walk.\" Both are valid. Both deserve documentation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis journal holds all of it without judgment. The 3am philosophical spirals, the half-formed theories about time, the deeply sincere ode to your dog's specific ear flop, and the grocery list you wrote on the last page because that counts as a thought too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatte finish because you contain multitudes, but none of them are basic. Case wrap binding because your epiphanies come fast, and your journal needs to keep up with the energy. One hundred and fifty lined pages for every profound musing and every aggressively sincere love letter to your best furry weirdo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe meaning of life is probably somewhere between a black hole and a belly rub. Might as well write it down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour big brain and your dog both deserve this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard, Fido would want you to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e150 lined pages\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (75 sheets)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCasewrap binding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":61881045123442,"sku":"13305252265782139804","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/deep-thoughts-about-the-universe-and-love-poems-about-my-dog-hardcover-journal-5433482.jpg?v=1779854349"},{"product_id":"manifest-that-shit-hardcover-journal","title":"Manifest That Shit Hardcover Journal","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe universe responds to specificity, and vague vibes aren't going to manifest themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the journal for the ones who light a candle, pull a tarot card, and then sit down and actually write the thing out because you know the magic works better when you meet it halfway. Big dreams, bold affirmations, a completely unhinged wishlist that includes the yacht and the Italian villa and the wardrobe from a fantasy novel... it all goes here, no judgment, only support.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatte finish because manifestation is powerful but not try-hard. Case wrap binding because your dreams are ambitious and your journal needs to hold up. One hundred and fifty lined pages because you have a lot going on cosmically speaking and you're not apologizing for any of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChannel your inner witch. Write it down like you mean it. Sprinkle the metaphorical glitter. Let the universe know you're serious this time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour next era starts on page one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard, the stars are literally waiting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e150 lined pages\u003c\/strong\u003e (75 sheets): Plenty of room for your intentions, doodles, and that one time you accidentally manifested a parking ticket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e: Smooth enough to feel fancy but not too glossy-manifestation isn't \u003cem\u003ethat\u003c\/em\u003e bougie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCasewrap binding\u003c\/strong\u003e: Tough enough to handle your dreams, even when they involve unrealistic vacation budgets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":61881045385586,"sku":"11113290365946457854","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/manifest-that-shit-hardcover-journal-6394504.jpg?v=1779854230"},{"product_id":"people-i-want-to-punch-in-the-face-hardcover-journal","title":"People I Want To Punch In The Face Hardcover Journal","description":"\u003cp\u003eKaren from accounting. That guy who cut you off on Mopac. Your neighbor's dog who has never once in its life considered anyone else's schedule. They all deserve a dedicated page, and honestly, so does the barista who spelled your name wrong three times in a row.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis journal finally gets it. No toxic positivity, no \"have you tried forgiving them\" energy, just clean-lined pages and enough room to list every name, every reason, and every elaborately petty thought you've been composing in your head while pretending to pay attention in meetings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatte finish because you're sophisticated about your chaos. Case wrap binding because your feelings hit hard, and your journal needs to keep up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheaper than therapy. Way more fun than actually doing anything about it. Genuinely the most useful thing you'll buy this week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWrite it down. Feel better. Repeat as needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard; your grievances deserve a proper archive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBonus: it's cheaper than therapy and way less illegal than actually punching someone.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e150 lined pages\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e (75 sheets)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCasewrap binding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":61881045221746,"sku":"14440890507479299892","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/people-i-want-to-punch-in-the-face-hardcover-journal-3096010.jpg?v=1779854233"},{"product_id":"i-dont-watch-porn-i-read-it-like-a-fucking-lady-smut-sticker","title":"I Don't Watch Porn I Read It Like a Fucking Lady Smut Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eLiteracy is important. She is very, very literate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThick premium vinyl, 3 inches of no-flimsy, no-apology bold art that goes exactly where you need it. Laptop lid, water bottle, journal, the back of your car, your friend's car if she asks nicely. Weatherproof and UV protected so the colors stay loud long after the moment that inspired you to slap it somewhere has passed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of sticker people clock from across a coffee shop and immediately want to know where you got it. That's not an accident. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair warning: one usually turns into five. We've seen it happen. We've done it ourselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited run, meaning when it's gone it's actually gone, no restock, no \"back by popular demand.\" If it's calling to you right now, that's your sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your collection. Your laptop has been waiting for this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881045156210,"sku":"STICK-728","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/i-dont-watch-porn-i-read-it-like-a-fucking-lady-smut-sticker-3321414.jpg?v=1779854348"},{"product_id":"i-believe-in-holding-grudges-ill-heal-in-hell-spiral-notebook-ruled-line","title":"I Believe In Holding Grudges I'll Heal In Hell Spiral Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people journal for healing. This one's for the rest of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know who you are. You remember the exact date, the exact words, and precisely how many days it's been since that text went unanswered. Your memory is a gift, honestly, and it deserves a proper home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis notebook was made for the ones who don't forget, don't pretend to forgive, and absolutely do not need to be told to \"let it go.\" Bold cover, dark grey back, spiral bound and ready for every name, date, and beautifully petty observation you've been carrying around rent free in your head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThink of it as your emotional support documentation system. Completely unhinged, deeply therapeutic, and just the right size to slide into your bag for whenever inspiration strikes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo judgment. We're just here to provide the stationery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard. Your grievances deserve better than a notes app.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e6\" x 8\" (15.2 x 20.3 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePages:��\u003c\/strong\u003e118 ruled pages (59 sheets)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePaper Weight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCover: 350 gsm, bold front print, dark grey back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInterior pages: 90 gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e��Metal spiral binding\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:��\u003c\/strong\u003e100% paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":61881045287282,"sku":"81429285565503125104","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/i-believe-in-holding-grudges-ill-heal-in-hell-spiral-notebook-5668594.jpg?v=1779854233"},{"product_id":"holographic-glitter-kitten-heart-sticker-lets-dissociate-together-kitties-heart-sticker","title":"Holographic Glitter Kitten Heart Sticker-Let's Dissociate Together Kitties Heart Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eSlap it somewhere it'll be seen. This design lives at the intersection of bookish chaos and fandom devotion: a little witty, a lot specific, and built for the person who curates their aesthetic one sticker at a time. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, journals, kindle cases, and any surface that could use a personality upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on durable, weatherproof vinyl with clean crisp edges and the kind of detail that holds up over time. Because your surfaces deserve better than blurry edges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFrom Starry Skies Austin, for the chronically bookish and intentionally chaotic. Add it to your hoard.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881045451122,"sku":"sku-46674418303224","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/holographic-glitter-kitten-heart-sticker-lets-dissociate-together-kitties-heart-sticker-4679198.webp?v=1779854290"},{"product_id":"no-human-is-illegal-sticker","title":"No Human Is Illegal Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo more ���yes��� when you mean ���hell no.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome stickers are decoration. This one is a whole personality statement, and honestly? Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThick premium vinyl, 3 inches of no-flimsy, no-apology bold art that goes exactly where you need it. Laptop lid, water bottle, journal, the back of your car, your friend's car if she asks nicely. Weatherproof and UV protected so the colors stay loud long after the moment that inspired you to slap it somewhere has passed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of sticker people clock from across a coffee shop and immediately want to know where you got it. That's not an accident. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair warning: one usually turns into five. We've seen it happen. We've done it ourselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited run, meaning when it's gone it's actually gone, no restock, no \"back by popular demand.\" If it's calling to you right now, that's your sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your collection. Your laptop has been waiting for this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881045320050,"sku":"STICK-748","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/no-human-is-illegal-sticker-8742506.jpg?v=1779854349"},{"product_id":"you-don-t-have-to-die-to-be-dead-to-me-sticker","title":"You Don���t Have to Die to Be Dead to Me Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo more ���yes��� when you mean ���hell no.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome stickers are decoration. This one is a whole personality statement, and honestly? Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThick premium vinyl, 3 inches of no-flimsy, no-apology bold art that goes exactly where you need it. Laptop lid, water bottle, journal, the back of your car, your friend's car if she asks nicely. Weatherproof and UV protected so the colors stay loud long after the moment that inspired you to slap it somewhere has passed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of sticker people clock from across a coffee shop and immediately want to know where you got it. That's not an accident. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair warning: one usually turns into five. We've seen it happen. We've done it ourselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited run, meaning when it's gone it's actually gone, no restock, no \"back by popular demand.\" If it's calling to you right now, that's your sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your collection. Your laptop has been waiting for this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881045254514,"sku":"STICK-764","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/you-dont-have-to-die-to-be-dead-to-me-sticker-8132151.jpg?v=1779854229"},{"product_id":"come-back-with-a-warrant-sticker","title":"Come Back With a Warrant Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eSweet but savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome stickers are decoration. This one is a whole personality statement, and honestly? Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThick premium vinyl, 3 inches of no-flimsy, no-apology bold art that goes exactly where you need it. Laptop lid, water bottle, journal, the back of your car, your friend's car if she asks nicely. Weatherproof and UV protected so the colors stay loud long after the moment that inspired you to slap it somewhere has passed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of sticker people clock from across a coffee shop and immediately want to know where you got it. That's not an accident. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair warning: one usually turns into five. We've seen it happen. We've done it ourselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited run, meaning when it's gone it's actually gone, no restock, no \"back by popular demand.\" If it's calling to you right now, that's your sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your collection. Your laptop has been waiting for this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881045418354,"sku":"STICK-747","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/come-back-with-a-warrant-sticker-2532349.jpg?v=1779854348"},{"product_id":"smash-fascism-sticker","title":"Smash Fascism Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot a statement. A conviction. This design was built for the people who can't afford to stay quiet, who show up even when it's inconvenient, and who understand that fashion can be a form of resistance when done right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBold, wearable, and zero percent sorry about it. The kind of piece that starts conversations you've been wanting to have anyway. Pair it with your loudest opinions and your most comfortable shoes because you've got places to be and points to make.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA Starry Skies Austin original, designed with the same energy as a protest chant and the staying power of something you'll wear for years. Add it to your collection before it's gone.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881045516658,"sku":"STICK-740","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/smash-fascism-sticker-9498552.jpg?v=1779854348"},{"product_id":"always-remember-that-you-are-someones-weird-coworker-sticker","title":"Always Remember That You Are Someone's Weird Coworker Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome stickers are decoration. This one is a whole personality statement, and honestly? Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThick premium vinyl, 3 inches of no-flimsy, no-apology bold art that goes exactly where you need it. Laptop lid, water bottle, journal, the back of your car, your friend's car if she asks nicely. Weatherproof and UV protected so the colors stay loud long after the moment that inspired you to slap it somewhere has passed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of sticker people clock from across a coffee shop and immediately want to know where you got it. That's not an accident. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair warning: one usually turns into five. We've seen it happen. We've done it ourselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited run, meaning when it's gone it's actually gone, no restock, no \"back by popular demand.\" If it's calling to you right now, that's your sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your collection. Your laptop has been waiting for this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881045483890,"sku":"STICK-738","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/always-remember-that-you-are-someones-weird-coworker-sticker-1925884.jpg?v=1779854349"},{"product_id":"people-pleasing-is-over-sticker","title":"People Pleasing Is Over Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo more ���yes��� when you mean ���hell no.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome stickers are decoration. This one is a whole personality statement, and honestly? Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThick premium vinyl, 3 inches of no-flimsy, no-apology bold art that goes exactly where you need it. Laptop lid, water bottle, journal, the back of your car, your friend's car if she asks nicely. Weatherproof and UV protected so the colors stay loud long after the moment that inspired you to slap it somewhere has passed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of sticker people clock from across a coffee shop and immediately want to know where you got it. That's not an accident. That's the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair warning: one usually turns into five. We've seen it happen. We've done it ourselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited run, meaning when it's gone it's actually gone, no restock, no \"back by popular demand.\" If it's calling to you right now, that's your sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your collection. Your laptop has been waiting for this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881045549426,"sku":"STICK-749","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/people-pleasing-is-over-sticker-7563328.jpg?v=1779854289"},{"product_id":"you-dont-have-to-die-to-be-dead-to-me-keychain","title":"You Don't Have To Die To Be Dead To Me Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour keys deserve better than a boring ring, and honestly, so do you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis keychain is giving full holographic chaos in the best way possible. Glitter-speck acrylic that catches light like it has somewhere important to be, a holographic finish that shifts with every angle, and just enough sparkle to make you smile every single time you reach for your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall but mighty. The kind of accessory that shows up hard for a Tuesday grocery run and a Friday night out equally. Clip it to your keys, your bag, your backpack, your belt loop if that's your thing. No judgment here, only vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the little thing that makes your everyday carry feel like a whole aesthetic decision, because it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCollect them all. Gift one to your person. Keep three for yourself. We fully support this plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard, you know you want to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e3 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality glitter-speck acrylic \u0026amp; holographic finish that shifts with the light\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHardware:��\u003c\/strong\u003eIncludes clip and a key ring - ready to attach straight out of the package\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881067700594,"sku":"KC-005","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/you-dont-have-to-die-to-be-dead-to-me-keychain-9706792.jpg?v=1779854348"},{"product_id":"the-reader-tarot-keychain","title":"The Reader Tarot Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour keys deserve better than a boring ring, and honestly, so do you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis keychain is giving full holographic chaos in the best way possible. Glitter-speck acrylic that catches light like it has somewhere important to be, a holographic finish that shifts with every angle, and just enough sparkle to make you smile every single time you reach for your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall but mighty. The kind of accessory that shows up hard for a Tuesday grocery run and a Friday night out equally. Clip it to your keys, your bag, your backpack, your belt loop if that's your thing. No judgment here, only vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the little thing that makes your everyday carry feel like a whole aesthetic decision, because it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCollect them all. Gift one to your person. Keep three for yourself. We fully support this plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard, you know you want to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e3.5 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality glitter-speck acrylic \u0026amp; holographic finish that shifts with the light\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHardware:��\u003c\/strong\u003eIncludes clip and a key ring - ready to attach straight out of the package\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881067864434,"sku":"KC-309","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/the-reader-tarot-keychain-5253573.jpg?v=1779854347"},{"product_id":"do-no-harm-take-no-shit-keychain","title":"Do No Harm Take No Shit Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour keys deserve better than a boring ring, and honestly, so do you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis keychain is giving full holographic chaos in the best way possible. Glitter-speck acrylic that catches light like it has somewhere important to be, a holographic finish that shifts with every angle, and just enough sparkle to make you smile every single time you reach for your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall but mighty. The kind of accessory that shows up hard for a Tuesday grocery run and a Friday night out equally. Clip it to your keys, your bag, your backpack, your belt loop if that's your thing. No judgment here, only vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the little thing that makes your everyday carry feel like a whole aesthetic decision, because it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCollect them all. Gift one to your person. Keep three for yourself. We fully support this plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard, you know you want to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e3.5 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality glitter-speck acrylic \u0026amp; holographic finish that shifts with the light\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHardware:��\u003c\/strong\u003eIncludes clip and a key ring - ready to attach straight out of the package\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881067897202,"sku":"KC-300","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/do-no-harm-take-no-shit-keychain-1561437.jpg?v=1779854407"},{"product_id":"if-found-return-to-girl-with-the-fat-ass-holographic-heart-keychain","title":"If Found Return To Girl With The Fat Ass Holographic Heart Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour keys deserve better than a boring ring, and honestly, so do you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis keychain is giving full holographic chaos in the best way possible. Glitter-speck acrylic that catches light like it has somewhere important to be, a holographic finish that shifts with every angle, and just enough sparkle to make you smile every single time you reach for your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall but mighty. The kind of accessory that shows up hard for a Tuesday grocery run and a Friday night out equally. Clip it to your keys, your bag, your backpack, your belt loop if that's your thing. No judgment here, only vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the little thing that makes your everyday carry feel like a whole aesthetic decision, because it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCollect them all. Gift one to your person. Keep three for yourself. We fully support this plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard, you know you want to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e3 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality glitter-speck acrylic \u0026amp; holographic finish that shifts with the light\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHardware:��\u003c\/strong\u003eIncludes clip and a key ring - ready to attach straight out of the package\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881067929970,"sku":"KC-422","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/if-found-return-to-girl-with-the-fat-ass-holographic-heart-keychain-6542222.jpg?v=1779854289"},{"product_id":"she-get-it-from-her-trauma-heart-holographic-keychain","title":"She Get It From Her Trauma Heart Holographic Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour keys deserve better than a boring ring, and honestly, so do you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis keychain is giving full holographic chaos in the best way possible. Glitter-speck acrylic that catches light like it has somewhere important to be, a holographic finish that shifts with every angle, and just enough sparkle to make you smile every single time you reach for your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall but mighty. The kind of accessory that shows up hard for a Tuesday grocery run and a Friday night out equally. Clip it to your keys, your bag, your backpack, your belt loop if that's your thing. No judgment here, only vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the little thing that makes your everyday carry feel like a whole aesthetic decision, because it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCollect them all. Gift one to your person. Keep three for yourself. We fully support this plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard, you know you want to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: \u003c\/strong\u003e2.5 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-quality glitter-speck acrylic \u0026amp; holographic finish that shifts with the light\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHardware:��\u003c\/strong\u003eIncludes clip and a key ring - ready to attach straight out of the package\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eDesign is a copyright of UntamedEgo LLC. All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"UntamedEgo LLC.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61881071370610,"sku":"KC-400","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/she-get-it-from-her-trauma-heart-holographic-keychain-1935836.jpg?v=1779854347"}],"url":"https:\/\/starryskiesaustin.com\/fr\/collections\/extras-oddities.oembed","provider":"Starry Skies Austin","version":"1.0","type":"link"}