{"product_id":"what-the-f-mug","title":"What the F Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe've all been there. This mug just says it out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \"What (and I cannot stress this enough) the fuck?\" mug is for the mornings that require caffeine and a little bit of audacity. White exterior with a boldly colored handle and interior, the typography does exactly what it needs to do: script \"What\" up top, a perfectly deadpan parenthetical in the middle, and a bold closer at the bottom. It is elegant in its chaos. A masterpiece of our times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're side-eyeing your inbox, surviving a Monday, processing the latest plot twist in your current read, or just existing in the world right now, this mug gets it. Keep it on your desk as a warning. Give it to the friend who sends you unhinged voice memos at midnight. Display it proudly on your WFH setup where your coworkers can see it on Zoom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in multiple handle and interior color options so you can match your mug to your mood, which today is apparently this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd it to your hoard. You've earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starry Skies Austin","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":61902021460338,"sku":"41905252995506060723","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":61902021493106,"sku":"12191051114647179874","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0914\/3517\/2210\/files\/20260604192350-1f1604ae-ad71-660c-9045-7e8b69e0ad46.png?v=1780606375","url":"https:\/\/starryskiesaustin.com\/es\/products\/what-the-f-mug","provider":"Starry Skies Austin","version":"1.0","type":"link"}